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Post  cheshireSmiling on Thu May 02, 2013 9:09 pm

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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Thu May 02, 2013 9:10 pm

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
TG: kn[]ck kn[]ck
CS: who's there
TG: d[]ct[]r
CS: no
CS: i'm not gonna do the thing
TG: D[] THE THING
CS: I'M NOT GONNA DO THE THING
TG: D[] THE THING, Y[]U KN[]W THE THING
CS: NO!!!
TG: D[] IT []R I'LL D[]
TG: S[]METHING
CS: you're very threatening.
CS: i am terrified.
TG: SHUT UP
TG: I will
TG: d[]
TG: FLAJSDGHADL
CS: flajsdghadl.
CS: indeed.
CS: tell me more.
TG: give me a sec[]nd i am g[]ing t[] d[] s[]mething dastardly
TG: i masterful display []f my evil pr[]weress
CS: is it more zuchini bread
CS: i love zuchini bread
TG: i will hack y[]ur furaffinity acc[]unt!
CS: you have fun with that
CS: i don't have one????
TG: damn
TG: fine
TG: i will hack s[]mething else!
TG: y[]ur micr[]wave
TG: i can t[]tally d[] that
CS: oh actually
CS: go for it sure
CS: you know i set it on fire the other week
TG: G[]RAM
TG: faLSFUAGH
CS: :D
TG: just y[]u wait until that new game c[]mes []ut then there will be all ways f[]r me t[] fuck with y[]u
CS: promise?
CS: ;D
TG: WHAT ARE Y[]U D[]ING
TG: ST[]P THAT
CS: ;D ;D ;D ;D
TG: FLAUPGH
CS: you're welcome.
CS: have i sufficiently thrown you off now
TG: n[] i am never thr[]wn []ff
TG: i am []n t[]p []f this thing
CS: which is why you're keyboard smashing at me
TG: IT IS A DECEPTIVE TACTIC
TG: t[] lull y[]u int[] thinking i am thr[]wn []ff
TG: when i am really right up []n this thing
TG: i am []n it s[] hard
CS: uh huh
TG: yes huh
CS: well i look forward to seeing it
TG: i have my heels dug in s[] hard it is animal abuse
TG: y[]u can't thr[]w me []ff this
TG: yeah y[]u better l[][]k f[]rward
TG: because
TG: that is the directi[]n
TG: that
TG: my attacks will c[]me fr[]m
TG: that will make y[]u l[][]k like a l[]ser
CS: idk i pretty much already look like a loser like
CS: 90% of the time
CS: you might have some trouble?
TG: yeah because i t[]tally make y[]u l[][]k like that
TG: s[][]n it will be 100% []f the time
TG: y[]u will be in a c[]nstant state []f l[]ser
CS: okay tg
TG: it will be a scientific breakthr[]ugh
CS: you can totes take credit for my current state of loser
TG: i will
CS: not like i worked hard for that or anything
CS: jerk
TG: that's right all the credit is mine
TG: l[][]ks like i have w[]n t[]day's battle
CS: yeah now you just have to live with that
CS: forever
CS: knowing that you have destroyed some poor little girl's dreams
CS: do you think you can live with yourself like that kan
CS: can you
TG: wait
TG: y[]u are a girl?
CS: my name's alice
TG: FASLRUGH LIKE I AM SUPP[]SE T[] KN[]W THAT
CS: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
CS: oh well
TG: WHEN SLASH AND []R WHY W[]ULD Y[]U TELL ME
CS: I DON'T KNOW HOW DID I LEARN ANYONE ELSE'S NAME
CS: i thought there were like
CS: introductions
CS: that got done
CS: i guess you weren't in that memo??
CS: or something???????
TG: y[]u d[]n't kn[]w my name d[] y[]u?
TG: D[] Y[]U?
CS: nope
TG: []h g[][]d
CS: as far as i know your name is legit technogener
CS: gender
CS: typing
CS: so actually is there something other than tg you would want me to call you
TG: N[] Y[]U WILL NEVER KN[]W MY SECRET
TG: UNTIL IT IS T[][] LATE
CS: oh ok
CS: guess you're tg forever then
TG: until it is t[][] late
TG: did y[]u see the part where i was []min[]us
CS: yeah i kind of tuned it out
TG: n[] d[]nt that t[]tally ruins it
CS: idk when the volume of threats gets as high as they do with you
TG: all []f my threats are quality!
CS: it kinda stops being ominous and goes closer to like
TG: these a prime threats
TG: like fucking fresh []ut []f the supermarket
CS: "aw that's cute you're so vicious"
TG: []rganic free-range threats
CS: you're like an angry kitten
TG: n[] shut up i am n[]t DALGEHAPEH
CS: i never said you were dalgehapeh
TG: n[] y[]u are calling me cute and baby cats
TG: n[] st[]p
CS: why
CS: i'm having fun
CS: :D
TG: N[] Y[]U ARE D[]ING THE THING AGAIN
CS: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
TG: KN[]CK KN[]CK
CS: WHO'S THERE
TG: D[]CT[]R
CS: GO AWAY I'M NOT INTERESTED
TG: SAY THE THING
CS: NVER
CS: fuck
CS: neve
CS: NEVER
CS: OH
CS: MY
CS: FUCKING
CS: GOD
CS: THIS IS YOUR FAULT TG
TG: G[][]D
TG: REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED
CS: not picky about the conditions huh
TG: i'm n[]t s[]me sn[][]ty high class like s[][][][][]me pe[]ple
CS: what are you implying here
CS: i don't know if i like your tone
CS: hrmmmm
CS: HRRRRRRMMMM
TG: THIS IS THE C[]MPUTER THERE IS N[] T[]NE
CS: I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOUR LACK OF TONE
TG: I D[]N'T THINK I LIKE Y[]UR
TG: EHRYGH STUFF
CS: yeah you do
TG: n[] i d[]n't!
CS: yep
TG: n[]
CS: ;D
TG: SSSSSSSSSSSSSST[]P
TG: N[] I CAN'T TAKE THAT I AM G[]NE G[]DBYE
CS: okay later
CS: <3
TG: flasepghh
-- technoGender [TG] ceased pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
CS: ahahahahahaha
-- technoGender [TG] ceased pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --


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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Sun May 05, 2013 1:30 pm

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering blackoutPerfectionist [BP] --
TG: l[]ser McL[]sery
BP: hi
TG: what a creative greeting
BP: obviously
BP: what's up
TG: what else sh[]uld i e+pect fr[]m van lamesing the lamepire hunter
BP: sorry
BP: i think i'm too lame
BP: for lamepires
TG: yeah y[]u are
TG: anyways
TG: enj[]ying y[]ur dark barackable
BP: i can't decide
BP: on which class
BP: to use reasonably
TG: yeah it w[]uld be a shame if y[]u started t[] use []ne seri[]usly
TG: and then s[]mething were t[] happen
TG: like say
TG: a inb[]+ full []f level 1 hats
TG: suddenly arrive by p[]st
BP: oh god
BP: the last thing i need
BP: is not more hats
BP: are you going to give me hats
TG: 100 hats painstakingly farmed fr[]m level 5 []rc fl[]ppers
TG: i simply can't c[]ntr[]l these hats
BP: what would i even do with all of these hats anyways
BP: wow
BP: i guess hitler was right
TG: m[]re like hatler
BP: i would high five you for the pun
BP: but i think
TG: because he needed a hat t[] c[]ver up that h[]rrible hair
BP: i'm too lame for that
TG: yeah y[]u w[]uld like
TG: l[]w five me
BP: which bears the question
BP: of why you started talking to lamey mc lameface
TG: because y[]u have the prestige []f being part []f the fell[]wship []f the wingdings
BP: wingdings
TG: because wingdings is a stupid f[]nt
BP: oh, that
TG: s[] y[]u are dumb
BP: but if i'm the fellowship of the wingdings
BP: that means that
BP: i'm the one to destroy windings
BP: doesn't that make me
BP: not as lame
TG: ...
TG: shut up
BP: love you too
TG: FR[]DUMB BUTTINGS
BP: i see no pun potential here
BP: i may have failed you there
TG: THE WINGDINGS THING WAS G[][]D AND THEN Y[]U WENT AND
TG: AND
TG: DID
TG: L[]GIC
BP: so i guess
BP: coolcats are logical cats
TG: ASDFGHJKL HATS
TG: M[]RE HATS
BP: out of all of your hats, do you have a logical one to make me cool/not as lame
TG: LEVEL 1 P[]INTY HAT []F THE DUCK
BP: i
BP: guess that's logical?
TG: NEGATIVE RESISTANTS T[] BREAD BASED ATTACKS SHUT UP
TG: I CANT INSULT Y[]U PR[]PERLY
BP: is there a class
BP: that actually specializes in bread
BP: as a weapon
BP: because
TG: y[]ur m[]m specalizes in breast weap[]ns
BP: i might want to try it
BP: oof, wow
BP: awkward timing
TG: zing, yes i s[] g[]t y[]u
TG: []ut []f n[]where
TG: master sneak attack
BP: you're so pro that
BP: even you didn't anticipate your proness
TG: yeah i didnt that is h[]w g[][]d i am
TG: and then i will dissapear int[] the darkness t[] leave y[]u p[]ndering y[]ur superi[]r []pp[]nent
TG: sha-sha-sha-shaw!
-- technoGender [TG] ceased pestering blackoutPerfectionist [BP] --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Mon May 06, 2013 2:44 am

-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
HV: did soméoné say gaém
HV: i want gaém
CS: no nobody said game
CS: what game
CS: there are no games here
HV: oh
HV: :c
HV: sobs
CS: yep sorry
CS: hate to break it to you
CS: actually no you're just going to have to be more specific
CS: because if you mean db hell yes there is game
HV: idk AW said sométhing about anothér gamé
HV: liké
HV: suburbia
HV: or sométhing
CS: OH sburb
CS: yeah that's coming out soon
HV: and it sounds liké its all 50s stylé rétro fun
HV: can i play as a 50s houséwifé with a chainsaw
CS: honestly not really sure what the hell it is???
CS: I FUCKING HOPE SO
HV: CAN WÉ BOTH BÉ 50S HOUSÉWIVÉS WITH CHAINSAWS
HV: OMGOMGOMGOMG
CS: no
HV: oh
HV: no twinziés?
CS: i'll think about it
HV: ok finé you can havé liké a firéaxé or sométhing
CS: what
HV: im claiming thé chainsaw though
CS: lame
HV: wé can havé polka dottéd skirts
CS: seriously though it looks like some kind of like
CS: sims co-op?????
HV: oh but if its sims
HV: wé can just
CS: plus rpg maybe???????????????
HV: maké our own charactér
HV: who is a 50s houséwifé
HV: y/hy/hfy
CS: it is a whole lot of ???????????????????????????? honestly
CS: which is kind of why i'm excited
CS: also okay
HV: it is a mystéry
CS: we can be matching 50s housewives
HV: yés
HV: good
CS: we'll be kwaaii as fuck
HV: should i invité évélyn into this shit bc im suré shéd bé pumpéd about it
CS: kawaii
CS: shit
CS: wait to game playing or to 50s style dresses
HV: both
CS: yes
HV: ésp thé lattér
HV: can i dréss up my cat in a 50s stylé dréss
HV: I GOT A KITTY
HV: c:
CS: you got a cat?
HV: YÉAH
HV: idk what to namé him yét though
CS: uhhh
CS: idk
CS: i'm not very good at pet names
CS: like
HV: maybé ill just namé him liké
HV: hm
CS: have a cat named ridiculous
CS: to be fair she's pretty ridiculous
HV: can i namé him vodka mutini
HV: wait thats a shitty idéa
CS: idk it's kinda cute
CS: where are you getting mutini from though
CS: isn't it martini
CS: maybe you should just name him martini
HV: sorry typo i méant martini
HV: omg what if i just naméd him martini
HV: or
HV: MARTY
HV: no that sstupid
CS: no that's really cute
CS: though i keep tryin to add extra ns
CS: martininininini
HV: no but martys thé namé of that oné guy from that oné shitty kid movié
HV: martini is kawaii though
CS: what, back to the future?
CS: idk it's a pretty alright move
CS: movie
CS: TYPING
HV: no not that oné
HV: thé animatéd oné
HV: with thé zoo animal
HV: s
CS: oh
CS: yeah i have no idea what you're talking about anymore
HV: its liké
HV: thésé animals
HV: who éscapé from thé zoo
HV: and énd up in liké africa or somé shit idk
HV: its p awful
CS: .... madagascar?
CS: because yeah that was p heinous
HV: YÉS
HV: THATS THÉ ONÉ
CS: yeah that movie is pretty much inexcusable
HV: yéah it was
HV: théré aré no words
HV: ok im gonna go play with my kitty bc you havé nothing to say about thé gaém
HV: i wanna know what its aboutttt ugh
CS: i knowwwww so do it
CS: i
HV: goodbyé friénd
HV: i am goné
HV: <3
CS: okay later
CS: <3
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:43 am

-- arcWinter [AW] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
AW: excuse you, I believe you made a clerical error in your last post.
AW: or maybe it was a typo that just went strangly unfixed.
CS: oh right
CS: sorry about that
CS: let me fix it:
CS: "heinous cock"
AW: I am neither heinous nor egregious and I have multiple witnesses to support this.
CS: i don't believe you
AW: your lack of heinousness or egregiosity is, unfortunately, far less certain.
CS: and your witnesses are probably assholes
AW: considering you number among them, that's probably accurate.
CS: wait what
CS: that makes absolutely no sense
CS: you make no sense
CS: shut up
AW: that doesn't make me any less right.
CS: yes it does
AW: nuh uh.
CS: yeah huh
AW: no way.
CS: yeah sorry
AW: an outright fabrication.
CS: (ps i'm not sorry at all)
AW: wow.
AW: talk about uncivilized.
AW: I thought I was going to come correct you, maybe collect an apology, and be on my way, but apparently not.
AW: apparently they give barbarians access to the internet too.
AW: the wonders of the modern world, eh??
CS: hey
CS: hey guess what
AW: what??
CS: fuck you
CS: <3
AW: those signals were so mixed I thought they were proponents of segregation in the 1970s.
CS: yeah that's the idea
CS: also
CS: also
AW: oh man, double the also??
AW: I can't wait to hear this.
CS: i'm gonna wreck your shit so hard at sburb
CS: you will not even know what is comin
CS: coming
CS: shit
AW: did you forget who is the master of mouse, the commander of keyboard, the virtual virtuoso who will rain down digital destruction all up at your shit??
AW: it's me, by the way.
AW: I am the person I was just talking about.
CS: master of the mouse
CS: isn't worth my spit
CS: comforter, philosepher, and life long shit
CS: i spelled that wrong i don't care
CS: also i'm done with that i dont' really want to start talking about your prowess in bed
AW: yeah, because you know better than to comment about the sexual abilities of a priest of the Lord of Boners.
CS: even if it is still an insult
CS: also i didn't even read the rest of that
CS: got distracted
CS: sorry not sorry
AW: you're terrible at this.
CS: i didn't know there were rules
AW: no wonder I keep destroying you in dark barnacle, you probably get distracted by some random outcropping of booty or whatever.
AW: have you tried: not doing that??
CS: wait how do you keep destroying me in db
CS: i don't even pvp
AW: that's even worse than forfeiting in shame.
CS: like are you keeping a tally of our pve achievments
CS: because if so damn you are paying a lot of attention to me
CS: i didn't know this rivalry meant so much to you
AW: the only attention I am paying to you is the attention necessary to leave your "achievements" in my dusk.
AW: b-baka.
CS: might wanna back off though i think tg vying for the spot as my 'ultimate rival' or whatever
AW: tg more like trash gamer.
AW: I don't think you guys understand how kind I am, giving you all this help.
CS: sssh sssh don't ruin her dreams
AW: and you pay it back by throwing sass and bollocks in my face.
AW: RIDICULOUS.
CS: she thinks she's trolling me hardcore it's adorable
AW: more like, she's insulting your honor.
CS: how
CS: she keeps giving me shit
CS: it's like
CS: "AHAHAHA INBOX FULL OF FREE SHIT"
CS: "AREN'T YOU INSULTED"
CS: "MAN I REALLY GOT YOU"
AW: sounds like emotional manipulation to me.
AW: you should probably deck her.
AW: spiritually, I mean.
AW: not physically, that's very rude.
CS: okay i'm curious
CS: how do you spiritually deck someon
CS: someone
AW: accurately.
CS: also can you seriously fucking play a baby because i am going to make a baby character
CS: it's going to happen
AW: otherwise you'll leave yourself open for a mighty soulfisting.
CS: ew
AW: don't actually make a baby character.
CS: why not
AW: they have their chat disabled and just make "goo goo" sounds whenever you try to type.
CS: EVEN BETTER
AW: it's impossible to coordinate any sort of raid or battle.
CS: like this wouldn't just be a joke character anyways
CS: i don't need to communicate with people
CS: fuck koreans
AW: hey, just because they don't use His alphabet doesn't mean they're bad people.
CS: yeah it just means i don't care about interacting with them
CS: tbf i don't care about interacting with most people
CS: including you why am i talking to yo
CS: you
CS: fuck
AW: probably because there's an inescapable whirlpool of personal charm and charisma that follows me around everywhere.
CS: that sounds like a problem
AW: not anyone can lead thousands of people to salvation, you know.
AW: no, it's great.
CS: like massively inconvenient
CS: how do you live like that
CS: i just wouldn't know how
CS: actually wait
CS: neither would you
AW: alice.
AW: may I speak frankly here??
CS: be my guest.
AW: okay.
AW: SUCK A DICK.
AW: and now that we've had all our input from my friendly yet uncultured friend named frank, let me speak honestly.
CS: god fucking dammit i was drinking water
CS: it's in my nose now
CS: this is really uncomfortable
CS: you fucking prick
AW: see??
AW: this is why civilized people use these weird things called 'cups.'
CS: i'm going to puke on everything you love
AW: make sure to do it over a toilet.
AW: or burial cairn.
AW: whatever your people defecate on.
CS: everything
CS: you
CS: love
AW: oh.
AW: that's a weird and inefficient custom.
CS: yeah well
CS: so are you
AW: that doesn't make sense.
CS: yeah that wasn't my finest comeback
CS: oh well
AW: and your lack of sense only makes me even more right.
CS: i can't always be perfect
AW: you can't, but I can.
CS: ha
CS: hahaha
CS: hahahahahaha
AW: now that's just rude.
CS: dude
CS: have you MET me
AW: past experiences don't give you permission to act like an ungrateful lout.
CS: yes they do
AW: have you even read a text on manners??
CS: yes
CS: i then promptly disregarded all of it
AW: that's the opposite of what you were supposed to do.
AW: ANYWAY CAN I HAVE THAT APOLOGY NOW??
AW: I don't have all day to verbally massacre you, despite appearances.
CS: what am i supposed to apologize for again
CS: at this point i'm pretty sure i'm wracking up a pretty high count
AW: yeah.
AW: how about we just go with, say, everything??
CS: nah
CS: i can't apologize if i don't know what for!
CS: that would be insincere.
CS: and being insincere is rude.
AW: that is true.
AW: in that case, I accept your acceptance of my dominance.
CS: yeah okay if that helps you sleep at night
AW: what a witty remark.
AW: I am taken aback by the chimp that attempts human banter.
AW: aha.
AW: aha.
AW: aha.
AW: humorous.
CS: right whatever
AW: man, you can't disregard my utter condescension like that.
AW: that's against the rules.
CS: watch me
AW: I'll watch you fail at both dark barnacle and suburbs.
AW: if I can't get that apology in writing, I'll get it in your tears.
CS: you know what
CS: i'd like to see that
CS: bring it the fuck on
AW: you do realize that my kill count is higher than the total number of seconds you've ever pkayed on any video game ever, right??
AW: you just signed the warrant for your own merciless ganking.
CS: wow
CS: you're doing the self-aggrandizing thing
CS: which pretty much mean
CS: means
CS: i don't give any kind of shit about what comes out of your mouth
AW: woah, rude.
AW: but in this case, there is a grain of truth to it.
CS: you know what
CS: if you really do kick my ass at both db an sburb as thoroughly as you think you will
CS: i will gladly apologize
CS: for whatever the fuck
AW: since that's pretty much a guarantee, what should I wager to make this slightly less completely uninteresting??
CS: huh
CS: man, i'm not sure there's not really much i'd want out of you
CS: wait wait
CS: a public announcement
CS: of how much worse you are than me at everything
AW: ah, okay.
CS: i'm never going to let you live it down
AW: so I'll bet lies, and you'll bet honor.
AW: you do realize that you're on the wrong side of good vs. evil, right??
CS: yeah
CS: paladins are boring anyways
AW: says the rogue before the 'smite' reaches her ears.
CS: whatever bro
CS: does that sound alright to you or not
AW: yeah, yeah, I agree.
CS: sick
CS: well
CS: looking forward to kicking your ass
AW: well, once you've stopped dreaming, I'll be there with a pillow.
AW: and soon the pillow will be in your throat.
AW: that's a threat, to smother you.
AW: to death.
AW: it is a metaphor for how this competition will go down.
CS: i had no idea
CS: thanks for explaining
CS: douchelord
AW: you're welcome.
CS: whatevs i got other shit to do
CS: you have fun doing whatever bullshit it is that you do
CS: later
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  arcWinter on Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:34 am

-- technoGender [TG] began messaging arcWinter [AW] --
TG: hey l[]ser
TG: are y[]u busy l[]sing at everyting
TG: because y[]u are a l[]ser
TG: []h burn
AW: no way, I am busy succeeding at everything.
AW: also I'm not too busy doing it, because I don't even have to try.
AW: burn: rebuffed.
TG: yeah y[]u d[]n't have t[] try and be a l[]ser
AW: but yeah, did you want me for something??
TG: because y[]u are []ne
TG: wh[]a damn g[]t y[]u
TG: i []nly am talking t[] y[]u t[] remind y[]u []f h[]w lame y[]u are
AW: oh.
AW: that doesn't work.
AW: I have excellent memory, probably, and even if I did I would only remember that I'm great.
TG: clearly y[]ur mem[]ry sucks
TG: because y[]u are n[]t remember all the sick burns i have put []n y[]u
TG: that sh[]uld n[]w be sick scars []f l[]serness
TG: t[] remind y[]u that y[]u are a giant dumbness
AW: it'd probably help if you used better words than loserness or dumbness.
TG: shut up th[]se are great insults
AW: like, have you ever called me a shit-scarfing waste of carbon??
AW: now THAT'S a good insult.
TG: sm[]key the bear is all up and g[]t his giant bear pants in a wad because []f these sick fires
AW: he should probably see a doctor about that problem.
TG: g[]d damn l[][]k at th[]se massive tr[]users
AW: I'm sure I could cure both those fires and his trousal indignation.
TG: because y[]u are are-winter? wr[]ng fire beats ice, haven't y[]u ever played p[]kem[]n
TG: []h man i just dissed y[]u with c[]ld hard science
AW: actually, fire only beats ice if the environment itself is a lower temperature than the ice.
AW: note that winter is, well, winter.
AW: a whole Cagedamn season.
TG: yeah well the entire sun is fire
TG: i have a entire planet and y[]u []nly have a seas[]n
AW: good thing you aren't throwing me into the sun then, right??
TG: yeah but i mean the sun is there up in the sky all the time
TG: c[]nstantly
AW: and it's always winter on one part of the planet.
AW: actually, three parts.
AW: the arctic, antarctic, and section facing away from the sun.
TG: th[]se d[]n't c[]unt they d[]n't have a centralized g[]vernment
AW: neither does the sun.
TG: have y[]u ever been t[] the sun
TG: y[]u d[]n't kn[]w
AW: Cage has, He created the sun.
AW: and I'm pretty sure I don't know of any blessed peoples living on the sun.
TG: the sun was made my science, theref[]re bill nye made the sun
AW: bill nye was made by Cage.
AW: checkmate, atgheists.
TG: bill nye is like 30 years []lder than nic cage
TG: science wins again
AW: false: Cage is eternal.
AW: religion wins again.
AW: well, technically, the true religion wins again.
TG: []h yeah if cage made everything then wh[] made cage?
TG: []h i g[]t y[]u n[]w y[]u twiddlefucking st[]mpmunch
AW: He made Himself by the very power of His will, impressed upon the void.
AW: like how sometimes you just find money in your pocket, out of nowhere, just when you need it.
AW: except way more meaningful and powered with the might of celestial beings.
TG: s[] nic cage is a crumply d[]llar bill
AW: metaphor.
AW: it was a metaphor.
TG: Y[]U DIDN'T SPECIFY BEF[]RE HAND, NIC CAGE IS CRUMPLY D[]LLAR BILL
TG: N[] TAKE BACKS
AW: I... you know what, you can take this up with Him.
AW: I don't really need to know how much you believe my deity is a used piece of currency.
TG: bam i just like straight up insulted y[]ur g[]d
TG: ma+imum dissage
AW: you'll find your way one day, tg.
TG: i just cranked it up t[] like h[]l[]caust j[]ke level
TG: but f[]r nic cage
AW: good thing neither of those jokes offend me.
AW: instead, I shall bless you in His name.
AW: may your path be one of enlightenment and Caged influence, where glory shall seep from your footsteps and art shall flow from your fingertips.
TG: i guess cage did s[]me g[][]d m[]vies
TG: i hear g-f[]rce did well
TG: with like 12 year []lds
AW: what about adaptation??
AW: lord of war??
TG: []r snake eyes []h yeah that was a hit at the b[]+ []ffice
AW: actually I loved snake eyes.
TG: yeah i bet y[]u l[]ved never []n a tuesday t[][]
AW: it was a touching tale of brotherhood gone wrong, corrupted by travolta.
TG: y[]u kn[]w what m[]vie i liked
TG: fr[]m paris with l[]ve
TG: []r maybe the punisher
TG: hairspray was pretty g[][]d
TG: grease was definately a g[][]d []ne
AW: you have very... questiobable tastes in film.
AW: perhaps even somewhat dark.
TG: []h man g[]tta l[]ve wild h[]gs, instant classic
AW: why not wild at heart??
AW: it showcases much more heart-warming actors.
AW: also much less demonic ones.
TG: i think seth green and j[]hn trav[]lta w[]uld make a g[][]d m[]vie t[]gether
TG: []r what ab[]ut seth mcfarlane, he sure d[]es have a wide variety []f v[]ices
AW: john travolta and good do not belong in the same sentence together.
AW: or the same paragraph, or page, or body of work.
AW: he is wholly evil, tg, and you need to stay away from him.
AW: even if you can't respect the Cage, please just save yourself.
TG: pulp ficti[]n was a really g[][]d m[]vie
AW: that's literally the opposite of what I just said.
TG: think []f all the great act[]rs in it
AW: all of them except travolta??
AW: yes, quality performances.
AW: truly amazing on screen.
TG: bruce willis
TG: d[]n't y[]u think bruce willlis is great
TG: i hear they're making an[]ther die hard
AW: oh, I haven't heard about it.
AW: I still need to see the first.
TG: it's pretty great
TG: he makes great m[]vies
TG: like die hard
TG: die hard tw[], die harder
TG: live free, die hard
TG: die hard with a vengance
TG: live fast, die hard
AW: I can't tell if those are real or not but the titles are unpleasant enough for me to hope otherwise.
TG: but wait i'm n[]t d[]ne
AW: why are you doing this.
TG: y[]u have t[] hear all these great m[]vies
AW: if they don't have Cage, then they greatest they can be is merely satisfactory.
TG: die hardest
TG: the fast and the die hard
TG: speaking []f that
TG: y[]u kn[]w wh[] else is a g[][]d act[]r
TG: vin disel
TG: fast and furi[]us
TG: the fast and the furi[]us
TG: fast and furi[]us t[]ky[] drift
TG: fast and furi[]us 6
TG: d[]n't y[]u just l[]ve all these m[]vies i am naming?
AW: I'm confused and slightly scared.
AW: also, doing something else.
AW: were you saying words??
TG: FUCK FAUKCING FPAY ATTENTI[]N WHEN I AM LAYING UP THE SICK BURNS SM[]KEY THE BEAR D[]N'T WAIT F[]R Y[]UR SHIT
TG: AUGHAG

-- technoGender [TG] stopped messaging arcWinter [AW] --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:38 am

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
TG: SH[]W ME THE BUTT
CS: NO
TG: FUCK I DIN'T MEANT T[] SAYTHAT
TG: I MEANT T[] SAY AN INSULT
TG: Y[]U'RE THE BUTT
CS: no
TG: SHUT UP IT WAS T[]TALLY A INSULT
CS: you're a butt
CS: also
CS: tg
CS: do you want the booty???????
TG: I D[]N'T WANT Y[]UR B[][]TY L[]SER DUMBNES B[][]TY I D[]NT LIKE THE B[][]TY []F PE[]PLE I T[]TALLY SERVE
CS: well
CS: good
CS: you can't have it anyways
TG: Y[]UR STUPID FRIEND AND HIS STUPID NIC CAGE ARE THR[]WING ME []FF MY GAME
CS: yeah what a douche right
TG: I W[]ULD T[]TALLY BE SERVING Y[]U ALL UP IF HE WASN'T WITH THAT STUPID RELIGI[]N ALL UP IN MY JUNK
CS: just ignore the religious crap
CS: i kinda just tune him out
CS: like all the time
TG: fuck y[]ure right
TG: i g[]tta f[]cus
TG: and deliever the sick burns
TG: because that is the []nly way y[]ur butt is g[]nna be h[]t
CS: it's p much just like you with your threats
CS: i just sort of start to tune it out after a while
TG: they aren't threats! they are t[]tally sick burns
CS: sorry not sorry
TG: yeah well i tune []ut y[]ur
TG: face
CS: you don't know what my face looks like
TG: AUGH FINE
CS: you didn't even know i was a girl until like
CS: a little bit ago
TG: WAIT Y[]U'RE A GIRL?
TG: I F[]RG[]T THAT AGAIN
CS: oh my god
CS: you know
TG: FINE THAT'S WHAT I TUNE []UT
TG: I TUNE []UT Y[]UR GENDER
TG: B[][]M
CS: sometimes i doubt your dedication to our rivalry, tg
CS: i'm hurt
CS: genuinely hurt
CS: i don't know if i can keep this up
TG: wait we have a rivalry
TG: y[]u mean like a thing
CS: man idk
TG: n[] way y[]u can't just tell me we are in a rivalry then quit
CS: i told austin i thought you were vying for the spot
CS: but i think he beat you out
TG: i g[]tta like juice up the burns i g[]tta bust []ut the metaph[]rical lighter fluid
CS: though idk maybe i can have more than one
CS: i don't know the rules of this shit
CS: are there rules
TG: n[] way i am all []ver this rivalry thing
TG: i am rivaling it up all []n y[]u
TG: rubbing the rivallyness in y[]ur face
CS: um
CS: i may need an adult
TG: i am an adult
CS: yeah so am i
TG: then y[]u need y[]urself
CS: yes
CS: that is an accurate statemen
TG: man i'm deep
CS: statement
CS: fuck
CS: typing is hard
TG: i like burned y[]u []n a deep spiritual level
TG: fucking will []' wisp all up []n y[]u
CS: nnnnno
TG: []h yes
CS: nope
CS: no burns here
CS: i am burn free
TG: i am g[]nna thr[]w y[]u int[] a h[]t bed []f c[]als
TG: in a metaph[]rical sense
TG: the h[]t c[]als are insults
CS: bring it
TG: it is being br[]ught
TG: s[] hard
TG: fuck i need t[]
TG: insult y[]u
TG: s[]meh[]w
CS: that is kind of what you were building up to yeah
TG: sh[]uuus[][][][]shupt i am thinking
CS: don't let me down tg
CS: no pressure or anything
TG: yeah all the pressure is []n y[]u because y[]u've g[]t a big head
CS: that doesn't make any sense
TG: y[]ur head is big s[] it is like
TG: weighing y[]u d[]wn
TG: IF I E+PLAIN IT IT RUINS THE J[]KE
CS: no that still doesn't make any sense
TG: y[]u d[]n't make sense
CS: more than you do
TG: i am g[]ing t[] the biggest dick t[] y[]u ever just y[]u dwiddlingtwiddly fucking wait
CS: 'i am going to the biggest dick to you'
TG: N[]T LIKE A LITERAL DICK
CS: exhibit a, of tg makes no goddamn sense
TG: LIKE I AM G[]ING T[] BE A HUGE JERKASS T[][] Y[]U
CS: no i knew what you meant
CS: but there was a problem
CS: in grammar
CS: the joke is i am being a pedantic dick
TG: well i am being a dick dick t[] y[]u
CS: a dick dick
CS: dik dik?
CS: a small antelope?
TG: I AM N[]T A TINY AFRICAN DEER
CS: are you being a small antelope to me?
TG: I AM THE BIGGEST BADDEST JERKWADIEST JERK T[] Y[]U EVER I AM THE RIVAL []F RIVALS THE RIVAL THAT WILL BURN Y[]U T[] THE HEAVENS
CS: that's nice, dear.
TG: SHUT UP I G[]ING T[] PUSH Y[]U
CS: push me
CS: oh no
CS: i am so threatened
TG: yeah y[]u better be
CS: sarcasm
TG: like fucking america's m[]st wanted right here
CS: that was sarcasm
TG: y[]u... live in america right?
CS: yes
TG: NYGH
TG: HRN
TG: RUA
TG: ARHG
CS: are you having a problem
TG: I AM G[]ING T[] INSULT Y[]U
CS: okay have fun
TG: RRAAGH Y[]U
TG: GIANT
TG: FUCKING
TG: FEATHER BUTT
CS: feather butt.
CS: oh my god, you really ARE like an angry kitten.
TG: i am n[]T A TINY CAT
CS: no, but you're like one.
CS: just like
CS: "aawwww you're so vicious and angry! good try, buddy, one day you'll actually be able to scratch me."
-- technoGender [TG]  sends georgelinconinahat.jpeg --
CS: what.
TG: ahaha! i side swiped y[]u
TG: i caught y[]u []ff guard
CS: that
CS: okay whatever
TG: are y[]u feeling the burn n[]w mr. krabs
CS: no
TG: y[]u are lucky that i live in a different time z[]ne than y[]u pr[]bably []r i w[]uld t[]tally burn y[]u s[] hard but i have t[] g[] n[]w
CS: i am sure you would
CS: alright have fun
CS: talk to you later
TG: I W[]ULD BECAUSE I AM Y[]UR RIVAL
CS: <3
TG: RIVAAAAL
CS: <3 <3 <3
TG: N[]T HEARTS EVIL HEARTS
TG: HEARTS []F HATRED
CS: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
CS: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
TG: CEASE Y[]UR FALSE L[]VENESS []F ME I KN[]W Y[]UR EMPTY CHEST V[]ID KN[]WS []NLY HATERED F[]R MY S[]UL
CS: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
TG: RARAUG
TG: HHRNYGH
TG: SM[][]TH JAZZ
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:23 pm

-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
HV: alicé alicé alicé alicé
HV: alicé alicé alicé alicé
CS: andrea andrea andrea andrea
CS: what
HV: you know what wé should do
CS: what should we do
CS: should we set things on fire
HV: no thats stupid
HV: wé should téam up with béyoncé and réform déstiny's child
CS: um
CS: what
HV: what
CS: what
HV: what
CS: why is this a thing we should do
HV: why wouldnt it bé
CS: idk because it would be awful
CS: like most likely awful
HV: omg no it would bé amazing
CS: okay actually
CS: wait
CS: i have one condition
HV: what
CS: togami comes too
HV: yés
HV: héll yés
HV: héll fucking yés
CS: okay
CS: i'm on board
HV: hé can bé a backup dancér
CS: yes
HV: or thé léad singér
HV: no wait sorry no oné can upstagé béyoncé
CS: lets be honest he would be the best at either of those things
CS: oh come on
HV: not évvén byakuya togami is that fabulous
HV: woah
HV: woah whats with thé doublé v i just did
HV: what am i somé stupid génocidal fish
CS: i don't know but it makes you look like a douche
HV: maybé i am a douché
CS: well yeah
CS: but that's beside the point
HV: but at léast i havé togami
HV: with togami by my sidé, anything is possiblé
CS: aside from maybe upstaging beyonce
HV: wéll yéah
HV: but thats kind of a givén
HV: liké théré aré somé things that will just névér happén
CS: hey you never know
HV: not évén oncé
CS: you never know
CS: maybe
HV: béyoncé will névér bé upstagéd
HV: chris will névér not bé annoying
CS: chris isn't THAT annoying
CS: most of the time
HV: :|
CS: i don't think he's that annoying
HV: wéll youré objéctivély wrong
HV: actually hés p okay
CS: but then again i think it's funny when everyone else is annoyed at him
CS: so
HV: yéah but you think a lot of térriblé things aré funny
CS: yes
HV: i could say sométhing complétély not funny and youd think its funny
CS: yes i do
CS: i don't know it depends on the thing
CS: and the context
HV: HITLÉR WÉARING A FLOWÉR CROWN USING 3D MANOUVÉR GÉAR
CS: THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS
HV: HITLÉR GÉTTING BUTTFUCKÉD BY BYAKUYA TOGAMI
CS: oh
CS: oh my
CS: that's um
CS: mostly weird
HV: ANNÉ FRANK GÉTTING BUTTFUCKÉD BY BYAKUYA TOGAMI
HV: MÉ GÉTTING BUTTFUCKÉD BY BYAKUYA TOGAMI
CS: what
HV: spéaking of which brb
CS: oh my fucking god
CS: HEY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO KEEP THAT THING IN THEIR HOUSE
CS: DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTOWARD WITH TOGAMI
HV: ok back
HV: >;]
HV: > ;]
HV: >;]
HV: > ;]
CS: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SET HIM ON FIRE FOR HYGIENE PURPOSES
CS: wow that was quick
HV: sorry prématuré éjaculation's a bitch
CS: ew
HV: i méan
HV: what
CS: ew ew ew e w ew ew ew ew ew e w e we we wewewe
CS: that kind of fell apart
HV: no just kidding i réally just had to péé
HV: or did i
HV: thé world may névér know
CS: i'm goin to set him on fire nxt time i get him
CS: purge by flame
HV: youré not gétting him
HV: évé again
HV: évér*
HV: w/évér*
CS: wow rude
CS: are you cutting me out of the group
CS: are you breaking up with me andrea
CS: are
CS: you
HV: im sorry
CS: those were supposed to be on the same line but then the enter key got too excited
HV: i wish things couldvé éndéd différéntly
HV: but
CS: you're breaking up with me aren't you
CS: fuck
CS: i'm gonn cry
HV: my héart is for oné man and oné man only
CS: gonna
HV: and that is byakuya togami
CS: what about women
CS: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
HV: byakuya togami doésnt nééd womén
HV: and néithér do i
HV: all byakuya togami nééds is monéy
HV: and all i nééd is byakuya togami
CS: lame
CS: you're lame
HV: no ur lamé
CS: wow rude
HV: NO U
CS: no
CS: your face
HV: OH
HV: WOAH THÉRÉ
HV: WOAH
HV: YOU
HV: YOU DID NOT
HV: YOU DID NOT JUST GO THÉRÉ
CS: YEAH I DID
HV: IM GONNA CRY
HV: alicé im gonna cry
HV: i
CS: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH
CS: HUH
CS: HUH
HV: i thought wé had sométhing
HV: but
HV: i
CS: YEAH WE DID
HV: i guéss
HV: i
CS: THEN YOU BROKE UP WITH ME
HV: oh yéah i did
CS: YOU LEFT ME FOR A CARDBOARD CUTOUT
CS: jerk
HV: pléasé také mé back?
CS: pbtbtbtbbtt
HV: :c
CS: i'll think about it
HV: how could this happén to mé
HV: ivé madé my mistakés
HV: got nowhéré to run
CS: maybe i'll go take evelyn on a date intead huh
HV: woah
HV: back off my lady
CS: i thought all you needed was togami
HV: that doésnt maké év not my lady
CS: so what
CS: do i not get any ladies
HV: you can havé tg
CS: but
CS: tg is confusing
HV: but moré liké u want tgs butt
CS: i don't even know what tg's butt looks like
HV: *high fivés sélf*
HV: *doés a cool skatéboard trick*
HV: *smashés thé patriarchy*
CS: what about
CS: um
CS: fuck
CS: what other girls do we know
CS: do we know any other girls
CS: is ezra a girl
HV: no omg
HV: why doés évéryoné think ézra's a girl
CS: yeah that's kind of what i thought
CS: just wanted to make sure
CS: also i assume because gender-neutral name + pink text
CS: oh shit i gotta run
CS: mom wants to talk to me or something
CS: be back in a bit
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:50 am

-- suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
SV: Hey Alice.
CS: hey loser
SV: Guess what?
CS: what
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSP
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SV: KY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY
CS: FUCK YOU
SV:  SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY S
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CS: FUCK YOU SO MUCH
CS: IN THE FACE
SV: RY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY
CS: I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU
SV:  SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY S
CS: AUGHG
CS: STOP
SV: KELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKE
CS: STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSOTPSOTPSOPSTPOP[SKOPDSJKLFD
SV: LETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELE
SV: TONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETO
SV: NS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
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SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
CS: oh my god i'm going to murder your shit
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
CS: why
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SV:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY
CS: how could this happen to me
CS: i made my mistakes
SV: Spooky
SV: Scary
SV: Skeletons
CS: fuck i forget the rest of that song
CS: jeff i'm goin to block you i swear to christ
SV: i want to get off mr.bones wild ride
CS: s t o p
SV: I can't.
CS: i am going to ruin everything you love
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:06 am

-- suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
SV: Goodbye Jojo.
CS: don't yoou fucking dare
SV: What, you don't wanna talk about skeletons?
SV: Spooky, scary, skeletons?
CS: fuck
CS: you
SV: When.
CS: oh
CS: well then
SV: I want a time, place, and a written up offical contract.]
CS: oh, jeff-kun, be gentle.
SV: alice-chan. . . I. .  .
SV: I'M GOING IN DRY.
CS: NO
SV: What.
SV: God.
CS: OFFER RESCINDED
SV: Such a ~prude~
CS: RESCINDED
CS: shut up you're a prude
CS: that made sense
SV: Am not.
CS: i swear
SV: Sure it did.
CS: shhhhhhh
CS: shshhshshshhhhshsh
SV: No.
SV: no.
SV: Don't ssshhh me.
CS: i'll sshshshsshhhh you all i want
SV: So are you gonna let yourself get seduced by TG yet or.
CS: i didn't know she was trying to seduce me
CS: i thought she was just trying to troll me
CS: she kind of adamantly denies wanting the booty
SV: Everyone wants the booty.
SV: I want the booty, Austin wants the booty.
SV: TG def wants the booty.
CS: my booty or just the booty
SV: Any booty, really.
CS: oh
SV: I actually have seen your booty to know its nothing special so.
SV: (owned)
CS: man and here i felt special for a minute
CS: WOW FUCK YOU
CS: MY BUTT IS AWESOME
SV: PROVE IT.
CS: no
SV: I win by defualt.
CS: i win by punching you in the face
CS: like
CS: twelve times
SV: Your too short for that shit.
CS: WOW
CS: RUDE
SV: DOUBLE OWNED
CS: i am not that short
CS: not
CS: that
CS: short
SV: Shorter then me.
CS: dfhsjkfhfjkfvjkhvfjk;hjkf
CS: haskjlhksda
CS: sjklfdj
SV: Anyway are you raiding with me and Austin on DB
SV: y/n
CS: um
CS: yeah
CS: dude
CS: is that even a question
SV: I was just wondering because you are so disgustingly under-geared.
CS: it's like you don't even know me
CS: well maybe you should help me out with that then huh
CS: huh??!?!?
SV: I did.
SV: You jerk.
CS: wait really
SV: Check your fucking mailbox more often.
SV: Asshole.
CS: wait seriously
SV: Yes.
CS: aaaaaaaaaaaa
CS: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAA
CS: you're my favorite
SV: No, I am lying to you and there's actually 50 letters of 'I want to get off Mr.bones wild ride' in your inbox.
SV: (Plus the gear.)
CS: i wouldn't doubt it
CS: no seriously though that's awesome
CS: and you're awesome
SV: Thank me with the booty.
CS: and now i'm goin to be (more) awesome
CS: i don't really know how to reply to that
SV: Or you know, friendship or whatever.
SV: Who even does friendship.
CS: god i know right
SV: I think we just hang out to be rude assholes to each other.
CS: i want to dispute that
CS: but 2/3 of my most recent interactions prove me wrong
SV: Yeah, see.
CS: btw i think i started a feud with austin
SV: What.
SV: Are you two gonna fuck or what.
CS: WHAT
CS: i
CS: what
CS: he wanted me to apologize for calling him an egregious cock
SV: Oh.
SV: Don't.
CS: and i didn't
SV: Send him pictures of John Travolta.
CS: oh shit that's a good idea
CS: yeah so we're going to have to see who kicks ass the hardest at sburb
CS: (spoilers: it's going to be me)
SV: What.
SV: What is sburb
CS: the game thing!
CS: the one that isn't db!
SV: Wow.
CS: that's coming out soon!
SV: That's real discirptive
CS: and i don't really know anything about it
SV: Well, I guess we're in the same boat about that.
CS: so i can't really describe it too well
SV: Only it's like you know what the boats name is and I'm just sitting there blissfully unaware.
CS: but i'm still kinda psyched to try something new?
CS: idk i guess it's supposed to be co-op
SV: Oh.
SV: Wanna team up and ruin shit then.
SV: (Like everytime we PVP.)
CS: and maybe a simulator????? idek
CS: yeah sure
CS: we will kick every available ass
CS: every
CS: single
CS: one
SV: Rad.
CS: hell yes
SV: Ugh, time to go for me.
SV: The door to my room just openned slowly.
CS: lame
CS: okay wow that's creepy
SV: So a giant fist fight with my mother is incoming.
CS: okay good luck
CS: don't get too wrecked
SV: I'll try.
SV: Later.
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:24 am

-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] began pestering blackoutPerfectionist [BP] --
HV: héy héy héy héy
HV: héy héy héy héy
BP: hi
HV: i haaaavé a quéstion
BP: what?
HV: what do wé know
HV: about
HV: suburb
BP: hold on
BP: do we mean suburbs as in living quarters
BP: or sburb as in a game
HV: idk what is thé gamé
HV: i forgét thé namé
HV: suburb
HV: sublimé
HV: spongébob
HV: sométhing liké that
BP: yes, definitely spongebob
BP: we're going to play spongebob
HV: aw yéé
BP: but yeah
HV: wait was that sarcasm
BP: yes, yes it was
HV: oh
BP: i don't actually know much about sburb
HV: is it fun
HV: what did gamébro say about it
HV: has gamébro said a thing about it
HV: wé can always rély on gamébro
BP: do you actually think i pay attention to gamebro
HV: hés almost as good as gamégrl
HV: yéah trué you only réad gamégrl
HV: bc léts bé réal héré shés so much béttér
BP: okay yeah, she really is
HV: shé's got thé scorés cuz shé whoops butt and gamés hardcoré
BP: dang, i can't find my gamegrl magazine
BP: maybe i left it somewhere stupid
HV: did you éat it
HV: did your roommaté éat it
HV: do you évén havé a roommaté
HV: i bét hé até it
BP: not anymore, i do not
BP: let me tell you, it's lovely
BP: absolutely
BP: lovely
HV: maybé hé broké in
HV: and até it
BP: i don't think he knows where i live
BP: or at least i hope not
BP: oh god i have a stalker
HV: wéll
HV: anothér stalkér
BP: how can i not have more stalkers
BP: it's ridiculous
HV: maybé hé néédéd somé néw porn matérial
HV: so hé broké into your placé to watch you sléép
HV: but thén hé was liké
HV: no this is boring
HV: ill masturbaté to gamégrl instéad
BP: um
BP: ew
HV: what
BP: and dammit, how could he think me sleeping is boring
HV: idkman
HV: how could soméoné masturbaté to gamégrl
HV: thats just rudé
HV: and disréspéctful
HV: you gotta réspéct thé gamégrl
BP: i can't understand how people would get off to her handy info
BP: i mean, it's neat info
BP: but still
HV: "ohhhh yéah you gétcha héad in thé gamé ohhhhhhhh mmmph"
BP: i really
BP: really
BP: don't want to think of that
BP: ever
HV: lamé
HV: laaaaaaaammé
HV: laméo
HV: flaméo hotman
BP: oh god
BP: that was the worst combo of a chain of thought
BP: i don't want to combine roommate with aang no i don't
HV: léavé mé aloné my brain is wéird
HV: évérything is a chain that goés nowhéré
BP: okay crisis averted
BP: i just went downstairs and got my gamegrl magazine
HV: yay
HV: doés it say a thing
HV: about
HV: substitution
HV: or whatévér thé gamé is
BP: not really anything extraordinary
BP: something about an interesting gimmick of some kind
HV: is it
HV: motion controls
HV: is it a ddr mat omg that would bé so cool
BP: she references the sims a lot
BP: can you play the sims with a ddr mat
HV: omg is it liké a combination of sims and ddr
BP: we've solved everything forever
HV: up up down down léft right léft right FÉÉD YOUR SIM
BP: crisis averted
HV: what if it comés with an addon
HV: so you can sméll things in thé sims world
HV: liké wow how cool would that bé
BP: i would really not want to smell the piss of all of my sims wetting themselves
HV: oh yéah trué
BP: because obviously all of my sims would wet themselves
BP: they're so incompetent
BP: and also very small children
HV: wow
HV: léarn to také caré of thém béttér
HV: you sick fuck
BP: i try to make them do shit
BP: literally
BP: but
BP: then they're just like
BP: "no i wanna eat a couch"
BP: or something else incredibly stupid
BP: oh right, there is also something about co-op for sburb
BP: and no, don't ask me how that chain of thought works
BP: because it doesn't
HV: what
HV: how do you play co-op sims
HV: "oh héy i built your sims a néw housé but i lit it on firé hahaha"
HV: idk if thats viablé in sims ivé névér playéd sims
BP: wait
BP: you've never played sims
HV: havént had thé chancé to
HV: too busy with dbtp and pokémon and loz
HV: actually yéah thosé aré prob thé only gamés i évér play whoops
BP: okay that's fair
BP: because not only are those games great
BP: but sims is really boring
HV: so what youré télling mé
HV: is sublimination is going to bé boring
BP: not sure
BP: gamegrl doesn't think it is too bad
BP: but i think
BP: that this will be
BP: more of a one night stand
BP: then back to dbtp
HV: aré wé chéating on dbtp
HV: i'm morally against chéating
BP: uh
BP: can i say no
BP: just so you'll play sburb
HV: so wé'ré not chéating on dbtp
BP: yes
HV: aré wé bréaking up with it and thén réalizing our mistaké and thén gétting back togéthér with it
HV: will taylor swift writé a song about this
BP: is that what taylor swift does
BP: because wow what a slut
HV: yés
HV: woah théré dont usé slut as a dérogatory térm
HV: racist
BP: female is now a race
BP: got it
HV: dié cis scum
HV: sorry did i offénd you
HV: :c
BP: what
BP: no
HV: sorry i turnéd into a social justicé workér
BP: yeah you should feel bad about that
HV: will you évér forgivé mé
BP: will you play sburb?
HV: ... finé
BP: then yes i do
HV: but only if alicé and évélyn play too
HV: alicé and évélyn aré objéctivély thé bést
BP: well then, guess we'll have to persuade them as well
HV: i wanna kill off all théir sims
HV: itll bé gréat
HV: wé can namé thém aftér éach othér and watch thém fall in lové
HV: and thén brutally murdér thém
BP: what an incredible fanfic
BP: i approve
HV: thats not a fanfic thats réal lifé
BP: are you a murderer
HV: of sims yés
HV: i am a sims murdérér
HV: but thats about it
HV: i dont réally liké killing things that much
BP: depends on what i kill
HV: i méan évén in vidéo gamés its liké
HV: méh
HV: liké i féél bad but i know i kind of havé to to béat thé gamé
BP: you should try to play ocarina of time without killing anything
BP: oh wait that's impossible
HV: yéah i know
HV: ivé triéd
BP: just kill everything with deku sticks or something
BP: then it will just be like knocking them unconcious
HV: yéah i guéss
HV: i méan i guéss if its kill or bé killéd
HV: its okay
HV: but
HV: mindléss killing moré liké no
HV: why do vidéogamés havé to bé programméd that way
HV: why cant you just liké
HV: logic thé énémy down or trick it into a trap or sométhing
BP: because people think anything that isn't combat is boring
HV: combat is fun
HV: but
HV: doés it havé to énd in déath????
HV: :c
BP: death makes people think it is mature and grown up and shit
BP: when really it is probably much more immature
BP: well
BP: unless the game actually makes death a serious thing
BP: and not just blood everywhere and being a badass
HV: i wish gamés wéré moré liké that oné xkcd comic
HV: that givés you littlé snippéts of that pérsons lifé whén you kill thém
BP: but then that would just make me feel bad
HV: wéll maybé you shouldvé félt bad to bégin with
BP: maybe
BP: well, i think i'm going to grab some lunch
BP: maybe you can convince evelyn to play
HV: okay
HV: you havé fun
HV: grabbing lunch
HV: you grab that lunch
BP: i will grab it so hard
BP: and it will be
BP: very
BP: very
BP: lunchy
HV: o-oh
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP] ceased pestering harmonicallyVivacious [HV] --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:35 am

-- cheshireSmiling [CS] began pestering arcWinter [AW] --
CS: yo you around
AW: ah.
AW: so the beast comes groveling before its master.
AW: what do you want.
CS: oh my god
CS: okay you know what fuck it your'e the worst i give up
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:36 am

-- cheshireSmiling [CS] began pestering arcWinter [AW] --
CS: fdshksfddsj NO I DON'T
CS: OKAY JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING FOR A SEOCN YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT
CS: look are you like actually pissed or whatever
CS: ps you can say things now hopefully you can't ruin a yes or no question
AW: define "actually pissed."
CS: like are you actually upset about what i called you earlier
CS: i kinda cant always tell
AW: my honor is maligned, of course I'm Cagedamn upset.
AW: I mean, slightyl.
AW: I'm a bit miffed.
AW: there is a miniscule bee in my bonnet.
CS: ok well
CS: i'm gonna apologize but that doesn't mean our challenge isn't still on
CS: because i'm still gonna wreck your shit
CS: i just didn't mean to actually bother you
CS: so
CS: sorry about that
AW: well well well, strangely perceptive for a troglodyte.
CS: don't make me regret this you asswipe
AW: I really couldn't care less about being challenged by a lesser species, but my honor can't stand an insult.
AW: I was going to destroy you utterly in-game, but now I don't have to.
AW: (I still am though).
CS: jfkslfsdds I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU A SINCERE APOLOGY YOU TWAT FACTORY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
AW: I answered your question.
AW: no, I ain't mad, yes, I still wanted an apology, yes, you have still sealed your own fate.
AW: multiple questions, really.
AW: so needy.
CS: i
CS: you
CS: wow
AW: don't make me break character, I swear.
CS: you are such a bag of dicks
AW: please don't be that dense.
CS: what
AW: is your empathy really that stunted??
AW: do a cold reading or two.
AW: get all up in my head.
CS: i'm really bad at this okay
AW: do you want me to write another guide for you??
CS: yes
CS: but only if it's as funny as the first one that was p great
AW: I have twelve thousand words on understanding simple speech and the concepts of humor lined up just for you.
CS: okay scratch that
AW: would you be happy if I said the tone was about 20% snarkier??
CS: i suddenly don't want this anymore
AW: well, if you can't handle the intellectual banter, get back in the kitchen, I guess.
CS: yeah i guess i better
CS: with all the fire
CS: and sharp knives
CS: and toxic materials
CS: this is gonn go real well for you right
AW: of course.
AW: I have frost magic.
AW: that's why I'm in the study, with my books and computer.
CS: i'm saying i'm gonna make you a sandwich full of knives and bleach
CS: is what i'm saying
AW: a sandwich??
AW: for me??
AW: I'm so flattered.
AW: and also so unaware that our relationship had progressed to such a level.
CS: hey man don't read into it
CS: it's nt liek i like you or anything
CS: b-baka
CS: wow that was full of typos sorry
AW: I really doubt that it would have come across better if it was spelled with the accuracy of a shakespearean scholar.
AW: also I'm pretty sure you just proposed marriage to me.
AW: I'm not okay with this.
CS: what are you shooting me down
AW: do you know if there is some kind of suitably matured figure around to assist me in this situation??
CS: aw man and here i spent all this money on a ring
AW: or, in terms you can understand - I need an adult.
CS: welp
CS: i am an adult
CS: ;D
AW: ...
CS: ;D ;D ;D
CS: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
AW: so since you bought the ring, I guess I'm - STOP WINKING AT ME THROUGH THE VIRTUAL MEDIUM.
CS: ;D
CS: okay i'm done
CS: for now
AW: was it as good for you??
CS: i've had better
AW: are you TRYING to continue insulting my honor??
CS: yes
AW: I assume that these apologies will need to be beat out of you.
CS: you said you weren't actually pissed so
CS: i am continuing my usual train of showing friendship via gentle antagonization
CS: or not really gently
AW: just because I didn't associate your debt with an emotion doesn't mean you are off the hook.
CS: well yeah it'd be wicked boring if you just
CS: let me off
AW: more like, get you off.
CS: come on i am looking forward to this challenge
CS: oh you wish
AW: OFF OF THIS MORTAL COIL.
AW: you won't shuffle off it, I'll shove you.
AW: and there will be screaming all the way down.
AW: screaming of defeat.
AW: from you.
CS: in your dreams
AW: as a priest of the Cage, it's not really out of the question that my dreams would be prophetic.
AW: so... okay.
CS: fun fact: i am going to cave in your skull
CS: hit a fucking home run on your head.
CS: apparently i'm scout now, don't ask questions
AW: considering I will likely be controlling the elements like you push buttons on a microwave...
AW: good luck getting close enough to me to even see my immaculate visage.
CS: oh right that reminds me
CS: apparently jeff sent me some cool new shit in db
AW: good.
AW: so you won't be a liability.
CS: wow screw you
AW: now all we need is to convince ezra to actually play, isaac to get farther than the tutorial, andrea to stop asking for free shit, and everyone else to get on a level at least not pitiably distant from mine...
AW: and then we'll be good.
CS: yeah i'm helping isaac out later should be a fun time
CS: also i thought ezra already tried it?
CS: idk if he doesn't actually like the game not a whole lot of poin
CS: point
CS: fuck
AW: playing for a few hours and then watching thomas the tank engine for the next week doesn't count as playing.
AW: it's a disgusting excuse for gaming that shames people who actually put time and effort into their work.
CS: eh i'd rather not play with him than play with someone who's gonna bitch about the game
AW: also he kind of hasn't logged in in multiple months.
CS: y'know
CS: also wow you take this really seriously
CS: i mean i knew that
CS: but sometimes i get reminded and i have to take a minute
AW: I do that too.
AW: but it's more like, I forget that I have hands.
AW: and then I look down, and it's like, OH SHIT.
CS: and i'm never sure if i'm impressed or repulsed
AW: you're repulsed at how impressed you are.
AW: "how can one man be so talented, intelligent, witty, and yet still maintain a charismatic facade for those beneath him??"
CS: also wow you are never allowed to insult my intelligence again
CS: you forget you have hands
CS: you forget about a part of your body that has been attached to you since birth and are full of nerve endings that remin you of their existence
CS: also
CS: you use them all the time
CS: and i'm dense for lacking a little bit of interpersonal understanding
CS: okay
CS: whatever you say asswipe
CS: did i use that twice in this conversation
CS: i think i did
AW: I'm just so busy doing important things, I can't keep my mind focused on two little bits of flesh.
AW: or one little bit of flesh, i.e. you.
CS: rude
AW: I have over EIGHT CHARACTERS to manage.
AW: all in different guilds, with different classes and playstyles.
CS: OH NOW HOW AWFUL
CS: YOUR LIFE MUST BE SO DIFFICULY
CS: fuck
AW: yeah, it's so "difficuly."
AW: I sometimes have difficuly getting out of bedy in the morningy.
CS: i hate it when my typos ruin my hateflirting
AW: I think: "how am I going to dealy with all the importanty tasks that I have scheduledy??"
CS: i'm going to strangle you
AW: did I forget to mention that I am a master of reality itself??
AW: I'm sure that was in here somewhere.
CS: in what reality is that a reality
AW: also, I'm going to ignore that bit about flirting and continue mocking you.
AW: I don't need more fans, I already have about... all of them.
CS: because i might just have to go jump off a cliff if it's this one
AW: I hope you own a parachute.
AW: (no I don't).
AW: (wait, yes I do).
CS: also i'm not sure if i want to continue winking at you
AW: (no point in winning a competition by your opponent's forfeiture).
AW: you don't.
CS: or just laugh uproariously at the notion that you have fans
CS: i might do both
AW: why not neither??
AW: that sounds like a good option to me.
CS: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
AW: an excellent, one, even- CAGE FUCKING DAMMIT.
CS: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
CS: i'm so glad that was still in my clipboard
AW: I am going to punish you for every mistake you have ever made.
AW: your avatar will bear the sins of this earth and thousands like it.
CS: well that sounds dirty
AW: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK WHILE I'M HAVING A MONOLOGUE ABOUT YOUR IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.
AW: now then.
CS: do i have to wear a collar
CS: can i have a safe word
AW: every puny action you have ever undertaken will be struck from the earth.
CS: safety is important in these things you know
AW: especially the action you are taking right now, in speaking these words.
AW: there will be no safe haven left.
AW: all you shall know is pain, suffering, and the continuation of the two.
AW: a blending of despair that I shall sup like it is ambrosia.
CS: the safe word is "austin is incredible at everything he does"
CS: because there are no other situation in which i would say those words
CS: situations
CS: that should be plural
CS: i need to type less fast
AW: you should just stop typing.
AW: and let me continue.
AW: good idea, hmm??
CS: you can continue
CS: but i'm not going to stop typing this is way too funny
CS: also ftr you are getting to be like
CS: tg-tier
CS: in that apparently the exact same things throw the two of you off
AW: do you want me to just start ignoring you and ranting??
AW: I'm trying to be polite.
CS: you're kinda failing
CS: do you know what polite means
AW: yes.
AW: it means being classy and well-spoken while destroying someone's entire being.
AW: I'm the epitome of it, fyi.
CS: wow, then you're really awful at it
CS: like seriously
CS: wow
CS: i'm a little sad for you
AW: don't be.
AW: save the pity for yourself.
CS: like you haven't even been destroying me a little
CS: you're just kinda
AW: this shitty game that we've been talking about hasn't even gotten out yet.
AW: well, I mean, nobody's played it yet.
CS: pointlessly rambling at a screen
AW: a screen that contains your avatar.
AW: i.e. THE IMAGE OF THE ENEMY.
CS: who has not been taking any damage
CS: try harder
CS: do better
CS: maybe, if you're lucky, fail less.
AW: those are my lines you soulless shrew.
AW: besides, if I attacked you in dark barnacle, it wouldn't be fair.
CS: you can have them back when you deserve them
AW: it would be like an ironclad destroyer launching a nuclear missile at a plank of wood.
AW: a plank that is not even floating, it's just stuck in a sandbar.
AW: it cannot float because it does not understand the concept of surface tension.
CS: you're getting off track, dear.
CS: i think you started talking about sburb?
AW: right, suburbs.
AW: you don't even have it yet, so I'm free to trash your talk all I please.
CS: wait, i don't even have it yet
CS: are you saying you do
AW: ...I am not saying anything.
CS: you totally already have it
CS: you son of a bitch
AW: not with me right now.
AW: it's in the trash can with the other garbage.
AW: you know, WHERE IT BELONGS.
CS: you weren't even interested in the game ydshfdkjshsgklgu YOU
CS: you can't win if you don't play, hon
CS: can't play if it's in the trash
CS: are you going to let me win without even putting up a challenge?
CS: because i kind of thought better of you, man.
AW: I forgot it was there, all right??
AW: no point in keeping track of a shitty game that won't even hold a candle to dark barnacle.
AW: it will barely even comprehend the existence of light with its prehistoric eyes, that is how far behind this shit is.
CS: riiiight, riiight.
AW: okay, fine.
AW: out of the trash, sitting on the desk.
AW: not in any danger of being crushed by falling soda cans or useless calculus textbooks.
CS: that's better.
AW: entirely in danger of being split in half by the hammer of justice that is DARK BARNACLE.
AW: I mean, figuratively.
AW: I don't actually have any hammers except for the one that my roommate has so I guess I do have a hammer.
AW: nevermind I'm going to shatter this blasphemous software, be right back.
CS: okay, guess i win.
CS: definitely pretty boring to win by forfeit, though
CS: tell you what once we're done you can break
CS: not just yours
CS: but also my copy of sburb
CS: if it is really that much shit
AW: consider this deal sealed with the blood of innocents.
AW: also, us.
CS: sweet.
AW: I hope you realize how much humiliation you just brought upon yourself, though.
CS: oh, please
AW: you'd better get the funeral arrangements set up for when you die of shame.
CS: i'll mop the floor with you.
AW: I built this floor with my own Cagedamn hands.
AW: I BUILT THE LOG CABIN I WAS BORN IN.
CS: i guess it'll be even more humiliating, then!
CS: great.
CS: :)
AW: that false bravado isn't fooling anyone, you know.
AW: I'm the east coast champion of mmo digest, and have been for the past year.
CS: i'm so sorry
AW: yeah, I should be spending my time on something better.
AW: you're welcome.
CS: oh, also
CS: i've got a present for you from jeff.
CS:  http://i.imgur.com/TELZYaS.png
AW: one moment please.
CS: i think it's got a certain kind of artistry to it, don't you?
CS: really, a wonder of modern art
CS: it's incredible how accurate that picture of you is
AW: hey, alice.
AW: can I ask a favor of you??
CS: no.
CS: but go ahead, since i doubt that will stop you.
AW: may you please find the nearest cloven-hoofed mammal and place your oral orifice over its rectal cavity, then inhale deeply, I would be most grateful.
AW: or, if that does not suit your fancy, perhaps a scintillating dip into the white hot fires of mount fuck-you??
AW: it's the envy of every spa on this planet, I'm assured.
CS: wow, that's really a lot of thought you've put into my well-being, austin.
AW: in short, you and jeff are the worst people I've had the displeasure to meet, but at least he has a body as devlish as his mind.
CS: dude we were in the same room like twice
CS: and i don't think you looked up long enough to even learn which one was me
AW: yes, and you took up most of the space with your teeth.
CS: my teeth
AW: you have chompers that would put a harvest tractor to shame.
CS: okay so that just proves it
AW: what??
AW: I'm saying you have buck teeth.
AW: that's the joke.
CS: which proves you never bothered to figure out who was who
AW: I don't need to, you're all subhuman.
AW: and only one subhuman had a cute booty.
AW: spoiler alert: it wasn't you.
CS: my butt is incredible
AW: ...right.
CS: i'd say better than yours, but considering you nver got out of that chair, i wouldn't know
AW: I saw one that sagged more than a piece of plastic in the mojave, so I'm going to assume that that was yours.
AW: my butt is honed from years of ergonomic chairs, thank you very much.
AW: also boffer sword combat.
CS: i'm glad you pay so much attention to other people's butts.
AW: i.e. the most honorable form of conflict available.
CS: also
CS: l
CS: m
CS: a
CS: o
CS: honorable
AW: I WAS TRYING TO GET THROUGH A TIER TWO DUNGEON BUT PEOPLE KEPT SITTING ON THE TABLE.
CS: it's funny both because it's you and also becase fucking boffer sword combat
CS: do you listen to yourself
AW: yes.
AW: you obviously have never done it before.
AW: what a peasant.
CS: like jesus christ you are one poor facial hair decision from being the neckbeardiest of all the neckbeards
AW: I live in a dorm, not a basement.
CS: close enough
AW: checkmate, alicetheists.
CS: yeah whatevs
AW: do you really dismiss such decisive victory with "whatevs??"
AW: DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME??
CS: yes
AW: well, good.
AW: because it is.
CS: also, not that decisive a victory
AW: one that has already been decided.
AW: it's like placing chess, except I have all the pieces, and you have none.
AW: also, the board is all one color.
AW: my color.
CS: that's not very fair.
CS: okay, no, that can be fair
AW: also the pieces are actually just tears that you have recently cried, and I am sipping them from a fancy china teaset.
AW: the china teaset is a metaphor for my verbal barbs.
CS: but only if every one of my turns, i'm able to hit you over the head with my rifle.
CS: the rifle isn't a metaphor for anything.
CS: i literally have a gun i'm going to hit you with.
AW: that's bullshit.
AW: you can't play chess with a rifle.
AW: there are rules to this game, alice.
AW: I mean, they're all my rules, and I make them up in order to cause you pain, but that doesn't make them any less valid.
CS: see, but the thing there is
CS: it's kind of dependant on me giving a shit
CS: about you
CS: or anything that you say
CS: which i pretty obviously don't considering i am hitting you in the head with a heavy gun.
AW: the rule of law does not apply to those who give consent to the law.
AW: the law applies to ALL.
AW: this is one of the key tenets to a just society.
AW: like, seriously, first grade political science, right here.
CS: iiiiii
CS: doooooon't
CS: giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
CS: a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
AW: probably because you haven't finished first grade, hmm??
CS: no i just wholesale do not give a shit about anything that comes out of your mouth
CS: like you try really hard
CS: and just
CS: nah.
AW: hahahaha.
AW: you haven't seen me try hard.
AW: this is all natural, like beauty shampoos, except I don't need bad commercials to get people to want to rub me on them.
CS: ha
CS: hahahaha
CS: hahahhahahahahahahahaah
CS: hahaha oh my fucking god
CS: i'm sorry i'm dying over here my lungs hurt
CS: you think anyone wants to touch you
CS: like
CS: legitimately
CS: that is fckin hilarious
AW: thanks.
CS: i'm not laughing with you.
CS: this is strictly at you.
CS: along with an audience of the rest of the world
CS: laughing uproariously at the sad comedy of errors that is you every time you open your mouth
AW: has it ever occurred to you that, in fact, those things may be, truly, a joke??
CS: yeah usually
CS: what do you seriously think i'd say any of this shit and mean it
AW: well, yeah.
CS: i'm not that much of an outrageous douche
AW: doesn't it take self-awareness to be capable of humor through insincerity??
CS: yeah generally
CS: come on it's other people i have trouble with
AW: no, that was an insult.
AW: to you.
CS: usually if you're going to insult someone it helps if it has some kind of grounds in truth
AW: that statement just proved that you did not understand the last bit of humor through insincerity.
AW: a++ work.
CS: whatevs
CS: man remember when this conversation was me tryin to be nice and shit
CS: haha no neither do i
AW: wait, that was the point of this??
CS: yeah i was like
AW: didn't you start insulting me immediately after you "apologized??"
CS: trying to apologize since i thought i was bein a dick
CS: yeah and then you started being all condescending an shit
AW: that was how I accept apologies.
CS: oh
AW: and also how I begin duels.
CS: well
AW: and also how I cook breakfast.
CS: that's a shitty way to do things
AW: condescension is basically my oxygen.
AW: I can survive in space as long as there's someone else there to look down on.
AW: which there usually is, since the whole world is both literally and figuratively beneath me, instead of just the latter.
CS: good to know
CS: i mean i even knew you were just fucking with me but
CS: eughfsdkghsfjsd whatever this is dumb
AW: oh, not yet.
CS: not dumb yet or you're not fucking with me yet
AW: yes.
CS: good answer
CS: ANYWAYS whatever i meant to apologize and i guess that happened so
CS: i'm gonna go. leave you alone now you can keep on doing whatever you do
AW: sounds good.
AW: I will see you at the raid later.
CS: we cool?
AW: and then, after that, I will see you facedown in a pool of your own mana.
CS: (JUST HUMOR ME OKAY I HAVE TO ASK)
AW: in the middle of the suburbs, or something/
AW: when I am involved, the situation is never anything but cool.
AW: (that means yes).
CS: yeah, alright, whatever helps you sleep at night
CS: later bro
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] ceased pestering arcWinter [AW] --


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Post  cheshireSmiling on Sat Aug 24, 2013 4:38 am

-- suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
SV: Alright, so in my quest to understand art and how to make it.
SV: I started drawing things.
SV: And by drawing things, I mean people I know.
CS: oh yeah?
SV: And by people I know, I mean you.
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/kiR50ec.png
CS: oh
CS: jeff
CS: jeff no
CS: jeff why
SV: Then it sprialed out of control, so I drew Lily.
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/FiRpkrB.png
CS: okay no i take it back you are an excellent artist
CS: you have captured her likeness precisely
SV: I know, right.
CS: (this is where i point out that i have no idea what that girl looks like)
SV: I, unlike you, have a social life and have met her once.
SV: Once.
SV: A long time ago, when she was cute and excitable and not into wubstep.
SV: Regardless, I moved onto TG.
SV: My hands are on
SV: FIRE
SV: tonight
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/tOya6oI.png
CS: what does that
CS: does that say cock
SV: Yes.
SV: It does, is there a problem here?
SV: Do you have a problem with wangs?
SV: With the shlongs?
CS: yes
SV: Typical femeninist, hating all of those poor penises do didn't do a damned thing to you.
CS: what
SV: Speaking of unfactual things, I present Isaac.
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/0iDGYaQ.png
CS: what are you talking about penises killed my family
SV: Did you see how your family was dressed? they were so asking for it.
CS: you are a terrible human being, have i told you that recently?
CS: <3
SV: Like 20 minutes ago when I sent you my spooky scary skeleton spam.
SV: <3
SV: And on the note of things you never asked for, but are getting anyway.
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/QszRLHr.png
CS: oh right
CS: yeah i was pretty much ready to shove my boot down your throat
CS: also that's the best andrea likeness i've ever seen
SV: I try.
SV: I'm leaving you in the dust here Alice, are you -even- trying hard?
CS: what
SV: You should just give up art forever in awe of my amazing skills.
CS: you're right i should just
CS: put down the pen forever
CS: maybe i'll take up something a little more suited to my skill set
CS: like
CS: uh
CS: fuck i don't know
SV: Touching butts and screaming about DB.
CS: i don't want to be tg
CS: or austin
SV: Take your two best skills and run with them-- OH SNAP.
SV: Speaking of Austin; http://i.imgur.com/VAvpMdH.png
CS: omfg
CS: okay i take it back
CS: jeff you are a fabulous human being
CS: can i show this to him
SV: I already did.
CS: good
SV: but I'll draw you something new to show him.
CS: yes thank you
CS: i tried to apologize for being a dick to him earlier and it has turned into this ludiorous condescending pissing contest
CS: i have seen hell, jeff
CS: i have seen hell and it is this pesterchum window
SV: I'm able and willing to offer you the following as revenge
SV: Hang on this one is gonna be tough.
CS: i await with bated breath.
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/TELZYaS.png
CS: you're a gentleman and a scholar.
SV: Not really, I'm kind of an asshole.
SV: But I'll take it regardless.
CS: good
CS: an hey apparently so am i so i can't complain too much
SV: Remember that time Austin's rage could feed all of south africa for three years.
CS: you mean, all the time forever?
SV: Yes.
CS: or maybe that's just when talking to us
SV: Mostly us.
CS: i'm just going to believe that he was born already furious at both of us.
SV: Pretty much, he's like Eren but instead of Titans its just us.
SV: Attack on Jeff and Alice.
CS: yes
CS: does that make us the collossal and armored titans
CS: which one of us is the gay one
CS: hahahahahaha that was a joke it's both
SV: Both of us, obviously.
SV: I want everyone's face in the attack on titan op to be changed with austins face.
CS: yes
CS: if i could video edit i would do that
SV: Austin is secretly a titan shifter.
SV: Instead of biting himself he just gets really upset with us.
CS: only not as cool of one as eren
CS: he's like
CS: oh shit 3-meter class titan
SV: Haha.
CS: one of those assholes that just looks like a giant baby
SV: Pretty much.
CS: i am calling him a huge whiny baby, is what i'm saying
SV: I know.
SV: Ssshhh.
SV: You amazing insults aren't lost on me.
CS: you never know!
SV: Unrelated, but highly amusing.
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/osLPPEh.png
CS: oh my god that is beautiful
CS: i think you reached a new tier of austin rage
SV: He just ended the conversation, I think he might have unplugged his computer.
CS: achievment unlocked "haha i think he just rage shat"
SV: Yes.
SV: Yeees.
SV: YES.
SV: HONOR RESTORED.
SV: I AM DANTE BASCO NO MORE.
CS: fire lord jeff
CS: actually no that would be terrible
CS: never go into politics
CS: the notion of you having authority gives me nightmares
SV: It's too late, I'm running for Fire Lord.
SV: Change, today.
SV: How? We burn EVERYTHING.
SV: Debt?
SV: Burned.
SV: War?
SV: Burned.
SV: Gay Marriage?
SV: Also Burned.
SV: It'll be like texas but WORLD WIDE.
SV: If I ever get into a seat of power please kill me.
CS: yes, sire.
CS: ...sir
SV: Sire?
CS: but sire also works too in this situation
SV: I like the sound of that.
SV: You should call me sire more often, like.
SV: In bed.
SV: -Winkwonkwank-
CS: oh my
CS: so forward
SV: As your president fire lord, that is an order.
CS: gosh you can't just ask something like that of a lady
CS: which is obviously what i am
SV: Yes I can, I'm in a poistion of power and I'm wearing a suit.
SV: you are basicly required by law to makeout with me.
CS: oh
CS: well then
CS: guess i have no choice then
SV: Pretty much.
SV: It feels good to be King.
SV: President.
SV: Firelord.
SV: King President Firelord.
SV: Would you believe me if I said I was voted into office?
CS: no
SV: Good, because I wasn't.
CS: also you did say i should kill you if you ever got into a seat of power
SV: Yeah, after we make out.
CS: so that would kind og make those makeouts a little bittersweet
SV: It'd be better if you killed me -during- makeouts.
CS: idk if i'm okay with that
CS: there's a lot of blood involved
SV: It'd be like Great Gatsby, I'll be a reflection of the patriarchy and you be the progressive femeninist.
SV: Thats how that book ended right?
SV: Something about cars, too?
CS: i dunno i never read it
CS: i thought it was something about how the 20s sucked balls for everyone involved
CS: i don't really want to be part of a metaphor that involves sucking balls let's avoid that one
SV: I don't blame you.
SV: Balls aren't something you should put in your balls.
SV: . . .
CS: balls aren't something you should put in your balls.
SV: I mean mouth.
SV: Shut up.
CS: no it's so much better that way
CS: hahaha
SV: I'll put you in prison as the Lord Regent Firelord King President Godking I can do it.
CS: are you going to punish me jeff
SV: y e s
CS: ;D
SV: What.
SV: no.
SV: Don't suggestively wink at me.
CS: ;D
SV: I'm the only one allowed to suggestively wink at people.
SV: ITS THE LAW.
CS: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
SV: FUCK
CS: wow i guess that's just more punishment huh
CS: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
SV:  http://i.imgur.com/dkNNjFv.png
CS: accurate
CS: you love me don't lie
SV: Yeah, pretty much considering your current heretical behavior.
SV: how can i not, you massive fucking shitlord.
CS: man one of these days i'll have a single friend who doesn't call me a heretic
SV: No you won't.
CS: aw, you're so sweet
SV: I'm fairly certain this chat is just gonna.
SV: Derail into you winking at me.
CS: yeah probably
CS: i'm glad you realized that before i had to do it
SV: So I'm gonna make like a tree
CS: that keeps you a couple steps ahead of austin and tg
SV: And get the fuck out of here.
CS: alright bro talk to you later
SV: Peace and shit.
SV: (Also read Jojo you massive erection.)
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:28 pm

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
TG: hey slimel[]rd
CS: what
TG: where's y[]ur lame b[]yfriend
CS: ????
TG: AW []r whatever the fuck his real name is
TG: like fucking r[][]t beer []r s[]mething
CS: austin?????
TG: yeah blunderfuck
TG: i wanna play s[]me dumb barnacle the lamening with him
CS: how was i supposed to know that was who you were talking about ok shut up
TG: he's y[]ur b[]yfriend
CS: no he isn't??
TG: that's what they all say
CS: i am still like 200% single i promise
TG: sure sure
TG: hmm hmmmmhmmm hmm hmmm
TG: HMMMM
CS: aw's a dickbag anyways are you kidding i would hate myself
CS: also him
CS: mostly him
TG: th[]e are n[]ises []f suspici[]n
CS: ANYWAYS DARK BARNACLE
CS: HOW ABOUT TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING THAT ISN'T THIS
TG: s[]unds like r[]mance is a little bumpy right n[]w, y[]u and the missus getting al[]ng?
CS: I DON'T HAVE A MISSUS
CS: THERE IS NO MISSUS
CS: OK
TG: sure y[]u d[] it's that stankbag name austin
CS: no
CS: no no no no no no
TG: well ne+t time y[]u and him are macking it up in the back []f s[]me public transp[]rtati[]n tell him i wanna play s[]me dark blahnecle
CS: why can't you just pass the message alone yourself
CS: every conversation i have with him turns into some huge condescend-off
TG: is that h[]w y[]u tw[] dirty talk
TG: y[]u d[] the h[]iety t[]iety
CS: no
CS: omfg tg stop
TG: rubbing y[]ur brain muscles t[]gether getting all sweaty
TG: trying t[] 1 up each []ther
CS: ew
TG: y[]u make me sick
CS: tg no
CS: tg stop
TG: i will st[]p []nly cuz i'm tired []f talking t[] y[]ur gr[]ss kinky ass with y[]ur hate l[]ving []n austin
CS: THAT IS NOT A THING
CS: AAAAAAUGH
CS: LIKE OF ALL THE PEOPLE I COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR DATING
CS: IT HAS TO BE THAT DOUCHEFUCK
TG: enj[]y y[]ur deviant way []f life tribblec[]ck give the misses a kiss []n the cheek f[]r me
TG: s[]me m[]re d[]uchen[]zzles came []n that i need t[] talk t[][]
CS: OKAY LATER I'M GONNA GO BLEACH MY FCKING BRAIN
TG: yeah better get all that hate jizz []ut fr[]m austin
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Post  arcWinter on Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:47 pm

-- suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] began messaging arcWinter [AW] --
SV: I was thinking of you, so I made this.
SV: http://i.imgur.com/VAvpMdH.png
SV: Not sorry.

-- suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] stopped messaging arcWinter [AW] --
AW: what??
AW: what is that??
AW: what are you even trying to accomplish??
SV: It's a historically accurate picture of you.
-- suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] stopped messaging arcWinter [AW] --
AW: it doesn't even look like me.
AW: where's the charming cheekbones, the cloud-like mass of hair??
SV: It looks -exactly- like you.
SV: You jew.
AW: the eyes that pierce the very soul, the lips that could speak a thousand soliloquies??
AW: MY SOUL BELONGS TO CAGE.
SV: If you want something like, waggle your shlong in Alice's face for a few hours and she'll maybe consider it.
SV: Assuming she won't murder you outright.
SV: (You should do it regardless because it'd be hella funny.)
AW: what.
AW: that is decent exposure, and I will do no such thing.
SV: It is decent of you.
SV: I know.
SV: Do it, waggle the wang.
AW: how??
SV: Firmly grasp it.
AW: do I just chop it off and send her a mysterious package in the mail??
SV: FIRMLY GRASP IT
AW: I GET THE REFERENCE BUT IT BRINGS ME NO SOLACE.
SV: F I R M L Y G R A S P I T
AW: no.
SV: Jerk.
AW: do you really want me to grab my genitals while talking to you??
AW: please don't answer that.
SV: Goddamnit.
AW: ...okay, they're grabbed.
AW: continue.
SV: Anyway, you know that guild of japanese guys in DB.
AW: which one??
AW: the number of japanese people attempting to play DB is disturbingly large.
AW: the number of guilds that these people form is the same.
SV: The one's who got on our vent that one time.
SV: And we turned into pretty much the most racist people on the planet.
AW: okay, yeah.
AW: to be fair, they were basically walking stereotypes.
AW: and it was still almost fine until you started trash talking about world war two.
AW: that was just ridiculous.
SV: It was needed, they called my skill rotation "bad".
AW: that is literally the most underwhelming insult they could have chosen.
AW: I'm pretty sure it was constructive criticism too, you just couldn't understand with the accent.
SV: No, fuck them.
SV: Smell of the dead roses is the best started to my one-hit kill combo.
SV: Unrelated note, three of them tried to gank me in one of the cities, I sold their souls to Sa-tin.
AW: in one of the cities??
AW: wow, and they said they were pro.
AW: never try urban maneuvers against a manicurogue.
SV: Right.
SV: Fucking scrubs, the only reason they got a sponser for that pvp battle is because they are asian.
SV: Like chris.
SV: Do you think chris is secretly working to undermine us?
AW: yes.
AW: of course.
AW: but not because he's asian, just because he's chris.
SV: Yeah, being Asian is just a side-effect.
AW: YOU RAMPANT PIECE OF COCKSWEAT.
SV: :3c
SV: GOODBYE JOJO~
AW: YOU RABID MINCEMEAT SHITWRANGLING DICKLORD.
AW: YOU SELF-IMMOLATING GYROSCOPIC WITCHCUNT.
SV: Speaking of Gyro.
AW: YOU TENDERLY LAMBASTED FOE OF ALL THAT SHINES.
SV: :3c
AW: YOU ARE A DEVIL IN THE SKIN OF AN INCUBUS.
SV: Was that last one a commpliment?
AW: sort of.
AW: but, anyway.
AW: YOU HAVE FOILED THE HOLIEST OF MACHINATIONS, YOU HAVE DEFILED THE SOURCE OF JOY.
AW: YOU ARE A SCOURGE OF GLORY, A SCUMSACK OF THE LOWEST DEGREE.
AW: FUCK YOU WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND WELL-HUNG GIGOLOS.
SV: I play a manicurogue, I see this shit in PM's all the time.
SV: Mostly from you when you suck something awful at PVP.
AW: if you see me sucking, then you must be blind.
AW: the only thing I suck is the nectar of victory from the teat of honorable combat.
SV: Seeing you sucking is sort of common place for me babe.
SV: ;)
AW: well, of course.
AW: it's hard to reach the keyboard from in between your thighs.
SV: Help, I'm getting angry messages in weeaboo.
AW: have you tried ganking them, then their friends, then their family??
AW: all while quietly whispering over area chat "I am the spirit of dishonor??"
SV: What am I Dante Basco?
AW: I don't know, are you??
AW: your night job is a mystery to me.
SV: I could be.
AW: I also don't know who that is, so...
AW: I guess you're even more of an emotional stranger, despite our physical closeness.
SV: Blowjobs bring us together on a emotional and SPIRITUAL level.
SV: I don't know what you are talking about.
AW: I thought you were jeff, not dante.
AW: what are you, a demon-killer??
AW: I thought you were a gankmaster and raidlord.
SV: I am all of these things.
SV: My name is donte tha demon killa
AW: I'm going to just... walk away now.
SV: No you aren't.
SV: Not until you see this.
SV: http://i.imgur.com/osLPPEh.png

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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  arcWinter on Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:25 pm

-- technoGender [TG] began messaging arcWinter [AW] --
TG: hey y[]u, sludgefucker
AW: what's up there, angry friend??
TG: get y[]ur hand []ff y[]ur gr[]ss misshapen wang and play s[]me shitty k[]rean mm[] with me
AW: how the actual fuck did you know I had my hand on my crotch.
TG: y[]ur sitting in fr[]nt []f the c[]mputer and n[]t []n the af[]rmenti[]ned shitty mm[], what else w[]uld y[]u be d[]ing
TG: besides wanking it t[] y[]ur dumb girlfriend's face
AW: girlfriend??
TG: yeah i kn[]w ab[]ut y[]u and her
TG: y[]u tw[] just l[]ve t[] get []ff []n being hate l[]vers
AW: I don't.
AW: I don't know what you are talking about.
AW: if I'm dating someone, it's probably a good idea that I know about it.
TG: d[]n't try and hide it she g[]t all rifed and ruffled ab[]ut it
AW: ...oh Cage is lily saying she's my girlfriend again??
TG: ew gr[]ss n[]thing with a dying pulse w[]uld jab that thing with a sharp implement
TG: talking ab[]ut alice y[]u ice-f[]r-balls
AW: oh, that sub-human parasite??
AW: is she infatuated with me too??
AW: I mean, I can't really blame them, but jeez.
TG: man she t[]tes spilled the beans she t[]ld me h[]w y[]u were all kind getting c[]ndensting []n everyb[]dy
TG: and by everyb[]dy
TG: i mean y[]u were getting all c[]ndensating []n her
TG: and she was c[]ndensating []n y[]u
TG: and it was just a big humid fuck fest
AW: I really didn't think that was news.
AW: except the fuck fest.
AW: I'm pretty sure that was closer to a fuck-you fest.
TG: fuck y[]u fuck me fuck whatever y[]u tw[] have the giant b[]ner-[]ns f[]r each []ther
AW: that is not even close to true but I'll act like it is to make you feel better.
TG: i can see past y[]ur ruse
AW: oh wow, you have caught me.
TG: i kn[]w y[]u are just pretending t[] n[]t be her girlfriend but agreeing with me that y[]u are her girlfriend t[] hide the fact that y[]u really are her girlfriend
AW: red-handed.
AW: wowie zowie, check out this pair of panties that I have that are totally alice's.
TG: i w[]n't have any []f that d[]uble red-herring shit []n my metaph[]rical b[]at
AW: that I have because of our dating type shenanigans.
TG: i will relay y[]ur theft []f her bl[][]mers t[] her later
AW: in Cage's name, no.
TG: i'm n[]t interested in them i already kn[]w y[]u tw[] are deviant little kink shits
TG: t[][] late the inf[]rmti[]n is mine
TG: the blackmailing will c[]mmence!
AW: I'm an asexual priest, how kinkshitty can I be??
AW: also I'm pretty sure she'd just take it as a joke.
AW: because it is.
AW: humor-ways.
TG: it's the perfect f[]nt
TG: ase+ual panty raider
AW: I'm setting that as my title in dark barnacle and you can't stop me.
TG: i must m[]ve quickly t[] spread this rum[]r
AW: the last thing japanese guilds will see before they respawn is "asexual panty raider."
AW: thank you, tg.
TG: this was much better than playing a shitty k[]rean mm[]
AW: it could have been done over a korean mmo.
AW: it should have been.
TG: i am g[]ing t[] g[] inf[]rm []thers t[] secure their unmenti[]nables
TG: fuck that i hate that game anyways
AW: after you're done, we should get in some practice for the raid tonight.
TG: s[]mething better needs t[] c[]me al[]ng
AW: you hate everything, that means nothing.
AW: DON'T START TALKING ABOUT SUBURBS TOO.
AW: THAT IS BANNED.
TG: ARE WE TALKING L[]UD N[]W
TG: WHAT IS SBURB?
TG: TELL ME Y[]U INSUFFERABLE DUNE W[]RM
AW: I don't know but it's shit and doesn't compare to dark barnacle.
AW: alice and isaac are flipping their dicks about it and it's terrible.
TG: TIME F[]R G[][]GLING THINGS THEN G[][]DBYE
AW: not even a single gank between acquaintances, then??
AW: wow.
AW: that's very, very rude of you.
TG: N[] TIME F[]R Y[]UR WEIRD SMUT
TG: AND G[][]D, FUCK Y[]U
AW: weird smut, what??
AW: "gank"??
TG: Y[]U HEARD ME GENERAL CHICKEN MCD[]UCHE
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Post  arcWinter on Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:31 pm

-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP] began messaging arcWinter [AW] --
BP: hey, so gamegrl intel has arrived about sburb
AW: oh my Cage.
AW: tg was just caring about suburbs, and now you too.
AW: what happened to having a brain??
AW: I trusted you.
BP: i really need to learn to type faster
BP: what i was going to say is
BP: the game is co-op
BP: do you wanna be my co-op buddy
AW: I kind of already challenged alice to a deathmatch in the game, so...
AW: yes.
AW: our combined might shall leave her and her allies no chances.
AW: especially since I think jeff is conspiring with her.
BP: okay sweet
BP: ...
BP: i hate to ask this
BP: but
BP: have you ever played the sims?
AW: no, but I've seen enough screenshots to get the basic idea.
AW: you torture the innocent inhabitants of a virtual town, right??
AW: have them piss their pants in public and then set their houses on fire.
BP: well, if you want to play the awesome way, yes
BP: but apparently
BP: sburb has similar mechanics
BP: according to gamegrl
AW: okay.
AW: so I should start playing sims to bone up on my suburb expertise.
BP: uhh, sure
AW: that was a joke.
BP: though to be honest, how the hell you will play and not be bored within 5 seconds is beyond me
BP: oh okay phew
AW: it implied I would be gaming on something that is not dark barnacle: a ridiculous fantasy.
AW: which you should be playing now, and getting a character at least past the first exfoliatier for the raid tonight.
BP: ugh
BP: see, i got a character up a couple of levels
BP: but then i realized
BP: that i should ask what class would be best for me to level for the raid
AW: literally any of them.
AW: as long as you gear up correctly.
AW: and I can help you with that.
BP: neat
BP: do you guys need a healer
AW: ...
AW: are you going to be group bitch again??
BP: ...
BP: you're right, i should try to avoid shit like that
BP: especially after...
BP: last time
BP: shudder
AW: yeah.
BP: *shudder**
AW: just go with your eyelineranger and crowd control everywhere.
BP: works for me
BP: well, i guess i'll start working on that
BP: while also trying to scrounge up more info on sburb
BP: what level should be my goal for this
AW: at least the second exfoliatier, so maybe around 25 or so??
AW: also ignore suburbs.
AW: never play suburbs.
AW: there are no suburbs, everything is urban life.
BP: i really wish i could find a title for sburb that wasn't sburb
BP: because it really seems like sburb is an abbreviation
BP: but oh god, that's like
BP: oh wait, that's only like 3 levels
BP: i forgot i got an eylineranger so high up
AW: stupidly boring, unrelentingly retarded bullshit.
AW: that is what sburb stands for, you're welcome.
BP: obviously
BP: but
BP: you still need to win your death match
BP: or whatever competition
BP: okay, off i go to get some actual levels
BP: have fun
AW: cya.
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:21 am

-- suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
SV: I want to get off Mr.bones wild ride.
CS: i am going to murder you
SV: do it in the nude.
CS: what
SV: Also, I guess TG thinks you and austin are doing a four legged tango
SV: i didn't know you both took dance classes
CS: oh my GOD NO
CS: SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK
CS: WHY
CS: AUGH
SV: what
SV: I don't get it.
CS: she thinks we are banging and i ??????
SV: I already dismissed those claims.
SV: Consider you are far too bust serving your Firelord.
SV: I.E me.
CS: oh my god
CS: you are not helping
CS: jeff you are doing the opposite of helping
SV: What.
CS: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh
SV: Its true though.
CS: no
SV: Why would i make up lies and spread misinformaton?
SV: What do you think I am? A Commie?
CS: the only order of yours i would follow if you were firelord
CS: was to follow through on your request to kill you if you every wound up in a seat of power
CS: also yes
CS: you are a commie
SV: Wow rude, I take super offense to that.
CS: dirty communist bastard
SV: Not the killing me thing, how dare you compare me to one of those dirty reds.
SV: I'm going to have to punish you.
SV: Wait, hang on.
SV: I'm going to have to punish you~
SV: MUCH BETTER.
CS: no
CS: why this
CS: why are all my friends terrible people
CS: why do i talk to any of you
CS: why is this my life
SV: Because you make bad life choices and have questionable morals.
CS: yeah i'm realizing that
CS: though actually ostly i'm confused right now as how HOW IN THE FUCK does tg get the impression that i am dating
CS: anyone
CS: but especially aw
SV: she probably wants to bang you.
CS: well yeah i knew that
CS: she couldn't be more blatant are you kidding
CS: like every conversation is some real thinly veiled "OH ALICE-CHAN YOU ARE SO KAWAII PLEASE NOTICE ME SEMPAI"
SV: You are a shitty senpai.
SV: Don't ever move to japan.
CS: i'm a great sempai fuck you
CS: sempai
CS: senpai
CS: idk how do i spell words
CS: w/e the lesson here is that everyone wants my nonexistant dick
SV: This is why you are a shitty japanese upperclassmen.
CS: you're a shitty japanese supperclassmen
CS: upperclassman
CS: idk
CS: the mispellings never stop happening
SV: This is because you hands are retarded.
CS: yeah probably
SV: 'Probably'
CS: :|
SV: Alice, you hands couldn't get more retarded if you glued spoons to them and tried to type out a collage level essay.
CS: wow rude
SV: Lucky for you that sort of shit turns on your Firelord President.
CS: uh
CS: i need an adult
SV: Please your master, Alice-chan.
SV: ;3c
CS: i nEED AN ADULT
SV: I AM AN ADULT.
CS: I NEED A BETTER ADULT
SV: I'M THE ONLY ADULT YOU ARE GONNA GET.
SV: PLEASE YOUR MASTER ALICE-CHAN.
CS: I'M GONNA BLOCK YOU SHIT JEFF I STG
SV: YOU STG?
SV: IS THAT EVEN A WORD?
CS: swear to god
CS: i'm too lazy for words
SV: IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS SO AROUSED THEY CAN'T EVEN TYPE WITH THEIR RETARDED SPOON-HANDS.
CS: jeff no
CS: none of that is my fetish
CS: you are so bad at this
SV: SHUT UP AND HANDLE MY JUNK WITH YOUR USELESS SPOONHANDS.
CS: THAT SOUNDS DISTINCTLY NOT SEXY
CS: WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT
SV: IT TURNS ME
SV: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
CS: jeff no
SV: alice
SV: yes
CS: no
SV: Alice Spoonhands.
CS: firelord chucklefuck
SV: Still a Firelord.
SV: I.E better then you
CS: fuck you i'm the avatar
SV: I wasn't aware pants on head retarded spoon-fingers could be an avatar.
SV: Scraping the bottom of the barrel much?
CS: come on look at aang
CS: also korra
CS: intelligence is not a prerequisite
CS: though also fuck you
SV: Idk Aang and Korra were kind of hot.
SV: And then theres just
SV: You.
CS: wow
CS: i'm hot as hell
SV: You will be when you are serving your firelord
SV: BOOOOOSH.
CS: no
SV: yes
CS: eat a dick
SV: already dick
SV: . . .
SV: fuck.
SV: no.
CS: good job shitlord
SV: we are done here.
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  arcWinter on Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:38 am

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering suspiciouslyVicarious [SV] --
TG: hey giant meat wad []f dem[]cracy
SV: Is that suppose to be an insult?
TG: yes shut up and hear ab[]ut this imp[]rtant rum[]r
SV: Is it about how I'm in Alice's pants?
SV: Because protip: I am.
TG: n[]w it's ab[]ut h[]w alice's pants are dev[]id []f panties
SV: After I stepped up to my rightful place as Fire Lord, she has been living inside of my pants.
TG: because they are n[]w in the p[]sessi[]n []f austin
SV: Thats unsurprising.
TG: alice and austin are d[]ing the bump and ugly
SV: Too late, me and Alice already did like 20 times.
SV: Ask her, ask her about the time she pleased her firelord.
TG: i have actual edited pr[]ff that austin and her are rubbing their grey matter t[]gether
TG: they've g[]t the dick []n f[]r each []ther
SV: The only Dick alice has been riding is mine alright, Austin and her sort of just
SV: Get angry at each other and start screaming for hours on end.
SV: And if thats how sex works, well.
SV: I think Alice might be preggers with Austins hate-seed.
TG: []f c[]urse they are d[]ing the grind and fuck y[]u swealtering pile []f e+istance
TG: they are a c[]uple []f deviant shl[]ng humpers
TG: it's all there in the te+t
TG: the digital unencrypted easily altered te+t
SV: Of course, the completely unaltered, unprotected text.
TG: that's what i just said y[]u pineapple upside d[]wn c[]ck
SV: Upside down cock?
SV: What.
SV: W h a t
TG: I'M INSULTING Y[]U
SV: Oh.
SV: Well, eat shit.
TG: g[]ddamn did n[]ne []f y[]u get pr[]perly harassed bef[]re
TG: these are heavy calibur wicked insults i am sh[]ving in y[]ur face h[]le
SV: I don't think you understand I'm impossible to troll/harass.
SV: It's because I'm stupid.
SV: Stupid people are really hard to insult.
TG: i have clearly succeeded t[] such a p[]int y[]u n[]w degrade y[]urself
TG: n[]w shut up and g[] c[]nfr[]nt alice ab[]ut her and austin d[]ing the f[]ur legged tang[]
SV: The four legged tango
SV: Is that what you kids are calling it
TG: it's what Y[]U kids are calling it
TG: damn kids
TG: i've g[]t m[]re imp[]rtant pickles t[] fry n[]w, i g[]tta find []ut ab[]ut this sburb game
SV: Later nerd.
TG: g[][]dbye fang[]ri[]us meat puppet
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Post  arcWinter on Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:21 am

-- arcWinter [AW] began messaging semblanceEclipsed [SE] at 22:27 --
AW: it is time.
AW: the hour of our victory has come, and the enemies of righteousness shall fall.
AW: the excrement of darkness shall heave mightily fan-wards, and be decimated by the force of our glory.
SE: whta
AW: you asked me to pester you about the raid that needs to happen.
SE: ah
AW: this is me pestering you about the raid that needs to happen.
SE: AH
SE: Oh my god what time is it?!
AW: time to log the fuck in.
AW: and by "time to log the fuck in" I mean it's a few hours before you have to log in.
AW: just after 8, if you want a better estimate.
SE: Yeah, with the exception of being like 3 miles from my computer in darkness!
AW: well whose fault is that??
SE: Argh I didn't mean to fall asleep >_>
SE: I have sleep issues though
SE: I mean
SE: well
SE: ...
AW: also how are you 3 miles from your computer??
AW: is that your sleep issue??
SE: you know what forget I said that
AW: I figured it out.
AW: I've got it.
AW: you can sleep teleport and you can't let anyone know or else the government will do experiments on your brain.
SE: sleep walking is an issue however that has nothing to do with me falling asleep while trying to fish
AW: don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
SE: The govern-
SE: wow so you spouting bullshit all the time isn't just rumor
AW: I see, and now you're denying it because they're probably watching this conversation.
AW: good thinking.
AW: I knew I kept you around for something.
SE: yeah because you're a huge pervert
AW: other than somnambulistic escapades.
AW: dear, I'm a priest.
SE: so were like 90 other dudes in history
AW: they weren't Cagenist, though.
SE: who all gave into their manly urges and sinned
AW: my Lord shelters me from such corruption.
SE: and became huge bitches about it
SE: that's what they said
SE: then they said he demanded they get sum D
SE: He*
AW: it's probably because they were just holding back their desires the whole time, considering them evil.
AW: Cage doesn't do that.
AW: He understands that we are human, and such things are quite natural.
SE: we're getting off-topic here
AW: yes.
SE: point is you are a huge pervert
SE: end of story
AW: no, that was not even close to the main topic, nor even close to a fact.
SE: you are a boy, ie you are a pervert
SE: this is actual science
SE: don't contest it
AW: you misspelled sexism.
SE: no i didn't
SE: sexism is just feminism mispelled
AW: you must have misspelled sexy, then.
AW: "you are a boy, i.e. you are sexy."
AW: woah there, calm down.
SE: well, yeah, but
AW: get your lust in control, lily, I'm a man of faith and such talk is not suited for my ears.
SE: that's different
AW: I...
AW: let's get back to the topic at hand.
SE: you are a man blah blah blah get on my dick
SE: that's what you meant
SE: or
SE: wait
AW: that's what -you- meant.
AW: you want me on your phallus so hard it's embarrassing.
SE: I
SE: No!
AW: it's okay, I'm used to it.
SE: See! You are a huge pervert!!
SE: Stop talking about dicks you gross shit!
AW: I hate to echo the cardinal cry of the toddler, but "you started it."
SE: And I don't even have one..
AW: ...
AW: that can be fixed.
SE: I'll echo the cardinal cry of the big brother and slap your shit until you renounce all of your evidence.
AW: I'm sure jeff would offer.
AW: you know, to grant you the d.
SE: That can be said about every guy
SE: because they are GUYS
SE: they are literally built try and become god so that rain can actually be their jizz
SE: that is a metaphor but whatever
AW: that's a horrific mental image and you are going to stop mentioning it.
AW: retroactively.
SE: if forgot a to in there
AW: you are going to change history and never say that sentence that you just uttered because it is not okay.
SE: shit its hard to type coherently while running.
AW: are you seriously...
SE: well it's true
AW: well, good work with your dedication to dark barnacle, I suppose.
SE: I'm tryign to get home so we can play DB:TP asshole
SE: yeah see
SE: submit to my superior knowledge and reasoning
SE: muahahaha
AW: I would, but neither of those things are real.
AW: at least the "superior" part of them is demonstrably false.
SE: more real than france
SE: and that has a whole language written about it
SE: so deal with it loooser
AW: more real than france is like saying less antagonistic than tg.
AW: it applies to literally everything, even things that aren't things.
SE: the point is
SE: france is fake and has its own language
AW: yes, I know.
AW: that's common knowledge.
SE: okay cool
SE: so
AW: did you know that the sky is blue??
SE: what was this even about
AW: did you know that water is made of many particles??
AW: wow, so interesting and new.
SE: oh damn
AW: this information has blown my mind.
AW: literally.
SE: chemistry man
SE: science
SE: did it?
AW: my skull cavity is entirely empty due to these revelations.
AW: no more brain, or blood, or anything.
SE: sweet, I ran out of chum on my last fishing trip
AW: it's just gone.
AW: see, look at how charitable I am.
SE: mind donating your mind particles?
AW: of course not, I'm the consummate priest.
SE: omg thank you so much you saved me like 5 dollars
SE: fuck
AW: what??
SE: wait
SE: what
SE: I assumed you would say yes..
AW: you just said "fuck" after I kindly offered you the use of my brainpan for fish-catching endeavors.
SE: no you said
SE: you wouldn't donate
AW: I'm going to pretend that this isn't one of your clumsy euphemisms.
SE: I mean
AW: no, I said I wouldn't mind.
SE: oh wait
SE: I
SE: fuck
SE: SHUT UP!!
AW: do you need help phrasing your questions better??
AW: I offer tutoring in between classes.
SE: no I'm pouting about misreading and then saying the wrong things
AW: you're pouting and running at full sprint.
AW: that's some good coordination.
SE: I wish your ass was this garage door
SE: because IM ABOUT TO SHOVE A BOOT INTO IT
AW: I didn't know you were into that.
AW: but I'm not, so I'm going to have to ask you to please refrain from that action.
SE: Into kicking the ass of smug douchebags
AW: you'll have to talk to chris about that.
AW: the only ass here is the sweet, innocent rump of a generous priest.
SE: the only people who aren't into that are the smug douchebags that prefer to shit without the interuption of bruises along their anus/ass muscles.
SE: Innocent.
AW: I was under the assumption that most people preferred to shit without bruises along their ass.
SE: ANYWAYS
SE: yes, but only the smug douchebags actively deal with that
SE: so they would be against getting an ass-kicking
SE: ANYWAYS X2 COMBO
SE: what did you even pester me for
AW: I've said this twice.
AW: you have to get ready for the raid because barely anyone is adequately prepared.
AW: I'm fully-geared and in the right location.
AW: I don't expect the same of any other person.
SE: did everyone respond to the forum??
AW: a few people did.
SE: who??
AW: isaac is getting there, I think alice... did something, and jeff should be on his way.
SE: okay so 5 ish probably
AW: the others just sort of dicked around, which is to be expected.
AW: but not tolerated.
SE: I guess that's workable.. I would have preferred more but
SE: We can still wreck shit with only 5
SE: 3 of which are adept
AW: me, me, and me.
SE: hurr hurr hurr
AW: that's kind of rude to the others to state so obviously, you know.
SE: me, you, and jeff
SE: although i still think jeff stole my fire so
SE: or lightning
SE: I dont remember the phrase
AW: I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about, but I'm going to assume it's confirming a secret passion between the two of you.
AW: I'm sure he "stole your fire" with lust and gusto, eh??
SE: no, we are both manicurogues and he DEFINITELY stole my ideas
AW: a lot of stealing going on.
AW: maybe he even managed to nab... your heart??
SE: we were training together this one time trying to figure out how to get the most amount of dps with our abilities and whatever
SE: shut up you perv
SE: SEE THERE YOU GO AGAIN
AW: it's not perversion, it's shipping.
AW: there's a HUGE DIFFERENCE.
SE: trying to get every interaction between two people lacking of clothes
SE: you are a gross creepy priest
SE: what kind of priest likes to see other people fuck?
SE: that's like weirder than the ones who do
AW: woah, I don't want to see it.
AW: that's disgusting.
SE: god damnit austin
SE: THEN STOP GIVING YOURSELF VISUALS SMARTASS
AW: I just want people to find peace in each others' embrace, and see the spirit of one who truly loves them for who they are, y'know??
AW: you're the one who keeps using really shabby innuendos.
SE: nice cover-up
AW: that's a cover-up like your "sleep problem" is just a cover-up for manic fantasies about your gaming bros.
SE: it wasn't an innuendo
SE: game bro is terrible
SE: game girl is almost tolerable
SE: almost
AW: they're both awful because they approve of suburbs.
SE: SPEAKING OF WHICH
AW: no, we're not speaking of this.
AW: nope.
AW: denied.
SE: I heard things got hot between you and Alice about that ;)
AW: oh my Cage.
SE: ;) ;) ;)
AW: I will neither confirm nor deny that sparks were flying like fireflies on a hot summer eve.
SE: wow what are you emo shakespeare
SE: stfu kid
AW: The question as to whether our bodies were meshed together in a slick, tender embrace or not is completely irrelevant.
AW: shut up, I'm a poet and you know it.
SE: slam poetry is hardly being a poet
AW: it is the epitome of being a poet.
SE: no its the epitome of trying to justify being a poet
AW: it's the epitome of utilizing poetry to its full extent.
AW: i.e. being a complete badass.
SE: i thought you said your ass was smooth
AW: it's smooth and bad.
SE: thats not a bad ass, I think that's supposed to be a good one
AW: but bad in a positive way.
AW: my ass the smoothest bad boy to ever soliloquize about a famous actor purifying the world.
SE: I'll stop you there
SE: so you are gonna play SBURB though, right?
AW: no.
AW: okay, yes.
AW: but only to absolutely annihilate alice.
SE: can I play with you??
SE: I thought it was a team game
AW: sure, and whatever.
SE: and I'm one of the best in DB:TP too!
AW: isaac has promised to assist me in my endeavors.
SE: well then
AW: since jeff is helping out that hag.
SE: I'm soooo telling her you said that
AW: uh, okay.
SE: your smooth ass is busteeeed
SE: shes gonna fucking wreck you
AW: feel free to relay ever single word I have mentioned in this conversation.
SE: teehee!
AW: also, are you serious??
SE: if you don'
SE: get me on yo team
SE: then ye
SE: i think i forgot some letters there
AW: you just mentioned her busting in close proximity to my ass, and then uttered a mutation of "fuck."
SE: but anyways
AW: first of all, you're going to need to curtail your use of innuendos.
AW: second of all, sure.
AW: third of all, you're really bad at blackmail.
SE: eEE!!
SE: I mean
SE: cool.
AW: oh my Cage.
SE: is this blackmail?
SE: I hadn't a clue
SE: :33
AW: you are literally the least innocent person I know, and I've had confessions from criminals.
SE: well it worked so im not concerned with how effective it might be on others.
AW: it worked because I could use another person on my team, not because I'm actually scared you'll do anything.
SE: it worked because Cage hath commanded it
SE: and you subconciously accepted
SE: the universe works in mysterrrious wayyyys
SE: spooooooky
AW: I consciously accepted it because it benefits me and it's always better to have competent friends on your team when destroying less-than-competent friends.
SE: excuses, excuses
SE: you know those only ever lead to dead ends
SE: speaking of dead ends I'm home.
AW: that's not ominous at all.
SE: most omnivorous
SE: or ominous
SE: what you said ^^
AW: those are a full syllable apart.
AW: are you sure you're actually awake??
SE: your ass is a full syllable apart
AW: what did I say about euphemisms, lily??
SE: that they are charming and seductive :?
AW: no.
AW: also stop trying to seduce me.
AW: that's banned.
SE: Say's who?
SE: to trying to seduce you, and as to my neither denied nor acceptance of said claim of trying to seduce a certain someone.
AW: says me.
AW: also you're really bad at this.
SE: rude as hell
SE: I could be bad
AW: I'd take you under my wing and teach you, but that could be construed as acceptance of such seduction.
SE: or I could be acting
AW: you're bad at being good at acting, then.
SE: or this could all be a figment of your imagination
SE: and your inner lust
SE: which you shall succumb to
SE: in the future
SE: woah
SE: mind = blown, right
AW: I don't have any lust to succumb to.
AW: my mind is so intact they use it to reinforce fort knox.
SE: kinx
SE: *
SE: woops
AW: ...
SE: seriously wtf with the k in there
SE: english is a terrible language
AW: but it works.
SE: im not going to go into why that is
SE: because im busy avoiding tuna fish.
AW: I'm just... not going to ask.
SE: its better for everyone that way
SE: okay so I have gotten to my comput-
AW: hyphen.
SE: well
SE: there's a bit of a
SE: how do i put this
SE: octopus on it
SE: ...
SE: sooo
AW: well, move it.
SE: It's twice my size!
SE: And could probably throw a car if it was mad enough!
SE: i mean
SE: she
SE: is
AW: okay, so dodge the car.
AW: you're a manicurogue.
AW: what do octopi eat??
AW: lure her away with some tasty virgin or whatever.
AW: not you, I mean.
SE: All sorts of things, really
AW: don't get eaten.
SE: What makes you think I'm a virgin?
SE: -->PERV ALERT<--
SE: god you need to put a filter on that or something
AW: are you saying you're not??
AW: have you and jeff- oh, oh no.
AW: you're having an affair with the octopus.
SE: you know how many people you would trigger bubblr if some one heard you talking
AW: POOR JEFF.
AW: you know what bubblr needs??
AW: Cage.
AW: them motherfuckers need Cage.
SE: on
SE: on bubblr
SE: how did i forget that word
SE: GOD
AW: you're cheating on bubblr too??
SE: im so bad at this right now
AW: wow.
SE: Ill gurt you.
SE: hurt
SE: fuuuuuck
SE: ARGH
AW: you're going to gogurt me, oh no.
AW: NOT DELICIOUS YOGURT FRUIT SNACKS, NO.
SE: I
AW: MY ONE WEAKNESS.
-- semblanceEclipsed [SE] stopped messaging arcWinter [AW] --
AW: ragequit all you want, just make sure to be next to the questgiver for the raid in a few hours, and make sure you're properly geared.
-- arcWinter [AW] stopped messaging semblanceEclipsed [SE] --[/color]
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:52 pm

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] at 20:12 --
TG: hey y[]u careenning train []f rancid ass cheese having fun with what's their face in the dress?
CS: what
CS: oh andrea
TG: y[]u kn[]w hair, dress, eyeballs
CS: idk we haven't actually started playing yet
CS: i'm like
TG: []h well what the fuck is she g[]ing []n ab[]ut then
CS: i mean we're probably gonna play like
CS: momentarily
CS: i am just looking at this server whatsit waiting for her to pop up
TG: she's talking ab[]ut big n[]ises and shit
CS: or however this works
CS: OH RIGHT yeah that has nothing to do with the game
CS: it's actually kind of startling i can hear some of them from here
CS: really dulled down but still
CS: it sounds like shit is exploding over there or something
TG: []h brilliant lets play a game while she is pr[]bably gettin mauled by a passing ri[]t
CS: she's probably gonna be fine
CS: besides i figure it's probably a good idea to distract her
TG: haha says y[]u
TG: the terr[]rist g[]t her and it's all y[]u fault f[]r being la+ ab[]ut it
CS: she's not great with loud noises and shit, i'd rather have her talking to me while that's going on than just sort of freaking out on her own
CS: ok
CS: ok sure
TG: []kay []kay []kay []kay but anyways this game thing
TG: i pirated it
CS: yeah?
CS: it's kinda weird looking to start isn't it
CS: i don't really know what i was expecting but it wasn' this
TG: yeah it's the fucking davninci c[]de i just kept hitting the ne+t butt[]n
TG: i need a willing sap []f a pers[]n t[] j[]in me bef[]re it'll let things get r[]lling
TG: s[] []bvi[]usly i c[]ntacted y[]u first
TG: unless canada's number 1 e+p[]rt has better things t[] d[]
CS: oh
CS: i don't really know how this shit works though so
CS: i dunno if i'm gonna be able to play with you and adrea at the same time?
CS: so
CS: since i sorta told her i'd play with her first think you can manage holding on a minute?
TG: yeah y[]u w[]uld play a game with[]ut kn[]wing what t[] d[]
CS: what
CS: do you know what to do with this game?
TG: psssh
TG: yeah
TG: []bvi[]usly
CS: ok so what am i supposed to do with this game then
TG: like i w[]uld tell y[]u
TG: nerd
TG: g[] l[][]k up the guide like i did
CS: wait you found a guide?
CS: dude when i went looking all i found was a bunch of confusing bullshit
TG: well yeah like n[]ne []f them are finished but they g[]t the starting stuff
CS: no i mean
CS: nothing i found was even very guide-like
CS: all i was seeing when i looked earlier was a bunch of people flipping their dicks
TG: []din's finely trimmed beard y[]u d[] n[]t kn[]w h[]w t[] vide[] game at all
CS: :|
TG: []kay []kay []kay i am g[]nna take pity []n y[]u this []ne time since this is way t[] easy t[] tr[]ll y[]u []n even f[]r me
CS: trolling right
TG: shut up d[] y[]u want me t[] help y[]u []r n[]t
CS: you are literally just insulting me because google failed to bring up anything useful
CS: sure whatever
TG: y[]u d[]n't kn[]w h[]w t[] g[][]gle!
TG: but []kay anyways
TG: i f[]und a guide written by a hella c[][]l chick and basically y[]u can't start the game by y[]urself
CS: weird
CS: but ok
TG: y[]u started the game f[]r andrea see at least if y[]u installed the right disc y[]u did
TG: i dunn[] s[]me new age wi-fi multiplayer shit i dunn[] h[]w it w[]rks
TG: y[]u sh[]uld pr[]bably check that
CS: i dunno i've got the server program running
CS: the client's still doing some weird shit with the loading screen so i guess i'm not touching that just yet
TG: yeah []kay g[][]d w[]rry ab[]ut the server []ne and g[] b[]ther music-girl ab[]ut it ne+t time y[]u talk t[] her t[][] she needs the client []ne g[]ing
TG: i w[]uld give y[]u the guide
TG: but i can't
CS: why not
TG: because
TG: uh
TG: i []nly have []ne
TG: yeah that's it
CS: ....
TG: sssdchcchchchc uh []h y[]u are breaking up
CS: so because you want to lord it over me
TG: brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
CS: got it
TG: what can't hear y[]u
CS: understood
CS: you're a twat
TG: did y[]u say y[]u suck?
TG: yes i agree
TG: shshshshshshsbbbbb
TG: i am in a tunnel
CS: okay right i'm gonna go talk to someone who doesn't have their head up their ass
CS: later
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] ceased pestering technoGender [TG] at 20:41 --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:55 pm

-- cheshireSmiling [CS] began pestering harmonicallyVivacious [HV] at 20:49 --
CS: so i heard you like games
HV: o-oh alicé-kun, how did you know
CS: because we've been talking about it nonstop since like
CS: yesterday
CS: come on i thought you paid attention to me
HV: oh yéah trué
HV: sorry i got distractéd
HV: did u héar that noisé
HV: thé néw oné
CS: i don't think i heard that one
CS: i got some headpphones on
HV: damn
HV: it was wéird tho liké no stop it i dont want ur noisés
CS: that's part of the reason i figured i'd offer to play though
HV: also tg is tryin to stéal mé from u just fyi
CS: figured you might want a distraction
CS: also
CS: THAT BITCH I WILL FIGHT HER
HV: <3
HV: oh mAN THANK YOU FOR THÉ PRÉSÉNT THO
HV: AHHHHHHHH
HV: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT CAN I TRY THÉM ON YOU
CS: oh my god
CS: yeah sure
HV: aré you from ténnésséé?
HV: bécausé i wanna maké out with your facé
CS: also whenever you want to get your client disc up and running
HV: is that a mirror in your pants?
HV: bécausé you look fucking séxy tonight
CS: mine is doing a weird thing so i guess i'm gonna be hosting you or something
HV: whats your sign?
CS: oh my fuck are those seriously in that book
HV: is it pléasé lét mé touch your ass?
CS: that book is horrendous
HV: aré you thé batman?
CS: why did i let you come into possession of it
HV: i wannna lick your nipplés
CS: I'M THE GODDAMN BATMA- oh
CS: no i am not
CS: what
HV: oh man
CS: who said that
HV: yés you aré
HV: comé héré
HV: bring thé nipplés
CS: stay away from my nipples
HV: :c
HV: friéndzonéd again
CS: don't you tip you fedora at me, miss
HV: man i own way too many fédoras
HV: can i lgiht thém on firé
CS: yes
HV: héll yéah
HV: ok so i got this cliént disc in
CS: okay yeah
CS: i'm gonna try to connect
CS: there oughta be a 'server is trying to connect' thing, hit enter when it prompts you
HV: ok
HV: ok i hit éntér
HV: i think i did it
HV: do i gét a prizé
CS: whoa.
CS: dude.
HV: what
CS: dude don't freak out
CS: but
HV: what
HV: is théré a spidér on your laptop again
HV: bc i will bé its friénd
CS: no that would be me freaking out not you
HV: do u havé a virus
HV: do u havé an std
CS: no but that is a fucking sickass fort are you seeing this
HV: OH MAN I KNOW RIGHT
HV: IM SO PROUD OF THIS BABY
CS: also i'm pretty sure i'm looking at your room
CS: on my screen
CS: in this game
CS: what the hell
HV: wait what
CS: okay i'm gonna try something
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] picks up a pillow from off the bed and drops it in front of the fort. --
HV: oh man a pillow
CS: what
CS: w hat
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] takes the pillow and pulls it into the fort --
CS: w h a t
HV: what
CS: i put that there
HV: do u havé sométhing against pillows
HV: what aré you
HV: racist
HV: no u didnt
CS: no i just picked up that pillow
CS: and dropped it in front of the fort
HV: no but ur all thé way ovér théré
HV: no ur shitting mé that was prob my cat
CS: yeah trhough my computer
HV: oh man what should i namé my cat
CS: idk
CS: i still think martini's kinda cute
HV: what if i naméd him jonathan joéstar
CS: oh my god
CS: what if you did
HV: jéff would proposé to mé
CS: what if your cat was a joj
CS: jojo
HV: oh mAN WHAT IF THO
CS: name your cat jojo
CS: enjoy your fast-track to jeff's pants
HV: im gonna do it
CS: but okay seriously i'm gonna check out some of these controls
HV: what controls
HV: i dont got nothin on miné
CS: yeah that's kinda weird
CS: but i've just got this like
CS: photorealistic picture of a bedroom?
CS: with a bunch of options and shit
HV: is a young man standing in it
CS: no there's just a fort
HV: damn
HV: aré théré any hot charactés in this gamé
HV: do u think wé can méét liké
HV: séphiroth
CS: idk
CS: okay so i know what select does
CS: what about revise
HV: what doés it do
CS: lets me select shit
HV: oh
CS: that's how i moved the pillow
HV: no jojo did that
CS: ok whatever
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] revises andrea's room. Enjoy that weird new extension in the middle of the wall. --
CS: okay i guess we know what revise does too
CS: cool
HV: what did you do
HV: do i gotta léavé my fort to séé this shit
CS: i guess i can change the room around a bit?
HV: what
CS: maybe
HV: i swéAR TO GOD IF YOU PUT ONÉ FINGÉR ON TOGAMI
CS: I DIDN'T TOUCH TOGAMI
HV: GOOD
CS: just check out the wall okay
CS: shit looks like i have limited resources though so i can't build too much
CS: right now anyways
CS: i'd be surprised if there isn't a way to get more
CS: that'd be really shitty game design
HV: can u build a fort
HV: can u build mé anothér fort insidé of that wall thing u did
HV: man what is up with that wall whyd u do that
CS: idk i don't really have too much grist right now
CS: i guess grist is what they're calling the resoruce stuff?
CS: i lost a couple when i did the thing to your wall
HV: oh, i think i gét thé grist of it
HV: AYYYYYYYYY
CS: that was terrible
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] double pistols and a wink --
CS: you're terrible
CS: i hate you
CS: get back in your fort
HV: u cant téll mé what to do
HV: ur not my réal dad
CS: yes i am
HV: what
CS: yeah sorry i didn't tell you
CS: i am your dad
CS: and also batman
HV: yo
CS: batman's your dad
HV: can i still lick your nipplés
CS: no
CS: actually just don't talk about my nipples again
HV: okay im sorry
HV: ;;;;;;;;
CS: OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS GAME THING
HV: what gamé
CS: idk i still don't know what the point is
CS: like how do we win
CS: it's not giving me an objective
HV: wow what rudéass bitchés
CS: but i've got a bunch of weird machine-looking thingies that i can put down for free
CS: so i'm guessing they're kind of important
HV: oh man fréé things
HV: wait dont put thém in héré tho i liké my room what if it costs monéy to mové thém
CS: okay i'll see how much else of the house i've got to mess around with this
CS: i hope these aren't too big
CS: if i ever play your side of this my house isn't gonna be big enough for this shit if they are
CS: everything in this game is named weird shit
HV: just throw thém on thé roof
HV: of your housé
HV: not miné
HV: do not throw thém on my roof thx
CS: what the fuck is an alchemy excursus
HV: oh man sounds métal
CS: okay right now i can give you
CS: alchemiter, cruxtruder, totem lathe
CS: and what looks like a captcha card with a bunch of holes punched in it????
HV: what
CS: what the fuck good is that, you can't retrieve something from a card with a bunch of holes in it
CS: the lathe thingie looks like a goddamn torture device though
CS: where do you want this shit
HV: oh man idk
HV: throw thém downstairs or sométhing
HV: or oné of thé éxtra bédrooms
CS: alright, can do
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] drops the pre-punched card in front of the fort. --
CS: that looks small though might as well grab that
HV: oh man am i captchaloguing a captcha card
CS: meta
HV: omg
CS: okay so there's that
CS: oh fuck these machines are big
CS: i'm not gonna be able to put that in my house
HV: suré you aré
CS: looks like it is gonna fit in here though
CS: so hey
HV: ;]
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] places three stange pieces of machinery downstairs. --
CS: i guess you wanna mess around with those a bit?
CS: maybe you can figure out what they do
HV: with what
CS: check downstairs
CS: there's some weird machinery down there
CS: hopefully i didn't block anything whoops
HV: but my forts so comfyyyy
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] leaves fort anyway and runs downstairs with laptop in hands --
HV: ok whats this thing
CS: we can build you a better fort later when we have bore grist
CS: more*
HV: ok but whats this thing
CS: which one
HV: this oné
HV: thé torturé oné
CS: oh uhhh
HV: man do i lié down héré and u préss thé éntér button and i dié
CS: the game calls it a totem lathe?
HV: sounds racist
CS: googling it comes up with
CS: "a machine for shaping wood, metal, or other material by means of a rotating drive that turns the piece being worked on against changeable cutting tools"
CS: so
CS: i guess it carves totems?
CS: cool
HV: nifty
CS: oh actually that valve thingy looks like it'd give you something that's the right size for the lathe
HV: ok what about this oné
HV: wait lét mé guéss
CS: wanna see if you can get it open?
HV: oh man
HV: oh man oh man homgomgomgomgg
CS: what
CS: what are you so excited about
HV: oh man doés this méan i can hit it with a thing
CS: uh
CS: i guess??
CS: why is hitting it your first instinct dude
CS: so violent
HV: bécausé i own swords and shit
HV: duh
CS: of course
CS: sure go ahead hit it if you want
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] wields double broadswords and hits the thing --
CS: did it work
HV: no :c
HV: maybé i should
HV: try turning this thing
HV: maybé u should usé ur magic powérs and hit it
HV: what if i hit it again do u think thatll do it
CS: idk if it didn't work the first time
HV: im gonna do it
CS: if it doesn't i'm gonna drop something on it
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] equips staffkind and whacks it with that --
HV: oh shit man whats that
HV: aré u sééin that
HV: am i high
CS: probably yes
HV: goddammit is this liké that timé i accidéntally did pot browniés
CS: but yeah i'm seeing it
HV: oh man aré you also high
CS: the fuck even is that
HV: did wé accidéntally havé liké
CS: no i'm not
HV: lsd tracéd browniés
HV: happy birthday héré's somé drugs
CS: did someone send you brownies for your birthday
CS: oh wait hang on
CS: fuck
HV: what
CS: dude check out the thing
HV: what thing
CS: the cruxtruder thing
HV: thé
HV: oh
HV: is that
HV: a godDAMN COUNTDOWN
CS: check out that countdown fuck i hate timed levels
HV: FUCK
HV: I AM AN ÉXTÉNDÉD TIMÉ STUDÉNT
HV: LÉAVÉ MÉ ALONÉ
CS: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HERE
CS: WHAT IS THE OBJECTINBE
HV: SHIT
CS: UH
HV: FUCK
CS: oh but i was right about the crustruder thingie
HV: oh man do u think thé whéél will spin now tho
CS: it made something other than the seizure orb
CS: yeah go for it
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] spins wheel --
HV: oh shit what that
CS: hell yeah i was right
CS: looks like it does go to the lathe
HV: what i do with this
CS: now to just
HV: hélp
HV: is that thé torturé dévicé
CS: figure out what the fuck to do with the lathe
CS: yes
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] runs over to the lathe --
CS: like i can see where that goes
CS: but
CS: is there something we're supposed to be doing with it???
CS: is it magic?
HV: wÉ DONT HAVÉ TIMÉ FOR MAGIC
HV: yo ok so wait what if i
HV: put thé thing in héré
HV: liké this
HV: ok séé what i did with thé cyllindar thing
HV: how do i spéll that word
HV: hélp
CS: cylinder?
CS: yeah that looks right
CS: try turning it on?
HV: how
CS: uh
HV: oh man wait whats this thing héré
CS: i don't know but there's like five spinny bits
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] gets fingers caught in the spot where the card goes --
CS: ouch
CS: you okay
HV: no
HV: :c
HV: man do u think a thing goés in héré
CS: maybe?
CS: uhh
CS: what even would
HV: shIT THÉ CARD
CS: OH SHIT
HV: OH MAN
CS: YEAH GIVE THAT A SHOT
HV: ITS TIMÉ TO DUÉL
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] fiddles with duel disk modus --
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] shénanigans énsué --
CS: i'm telling you, man. wallet modus
CS: prevents all these shenanigans
HV: fuck u
HV: ok i put it in
HV: hahahaha
HV: thats what shé said
CS: ;D
HV: sorry im liké 5
CS: no it's cool i laughed
CS: now try spinning one of the wheely bits
HV: okay
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] spins wheely bits --
HV: WHOA IT MADÉ
HV: a réally wéird dildo
CS: andrea no
HV: maybé i'm supposéd to givé it to austin
CS: yes that is actually the point of the game
CS: craft strange dildos to present to austin
CS: weirdest dildo wins
HV: man i gotta maké oné that looks liké u
CS: what why
HV: ;]
HV: ok how much timé do i havé
CS: you've got a couple minutes still it's not a stupid countdown
CS: but still what are we supposed to do with that shit
HV: um
CS: i mean it hasn't stopped so obviously we haven't won
HV: maybé it has to do with thé thing thats a cross bétwéén a dancé floor and a dévil's trap
CS: well we haven't used it yet
CS: try putting the dildo on the platform see what happens
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] puts it on the dance floor --
HV: its not doing anything
CS: try the smaller platform?
CS: it looks like it's about the right size for the dildo thing
CS: i'm just gonna keep calling them dildos
HV: yéah but my vagaloos also probably big énough so i méan réally aré wé going by that rulé now
CS: don't put it in your junk
CS: that can be our last resort
HV: darn
HV: ok finé ill put it héré
HV: shIT
HV: SHIT DID YOU HÉAR THAT
HV: ;GDLKKDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CS: why do all of these things look like torture devices
CS: honey you ok
HV: no
HV: no it was loud and scary no
CS: sssh, ssh
CS: you're gonna be fine
HV: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
CS: see? it's over
HV: o k ay
CS: you're okay
HV: o kay
HV: yo whats that thing
CS: okay that is actually pretty badass
HV: what is it
HV: what do i do
HV: is this thé dildo
CS: so i guess we know what the platform thingie does
CS: i mean it makes sense if it's called an alchemiter
CS: alchemy is technically creating stuff?
CS: i guess??
HV: shit
HV: équivalént éxchangé
HV: shit shit shit shit
HV: no alicé this is bad this is réal bad im gonna losé an arm
CS: don't worry i don't think fma rules apply
HV: iM GONNA LOSÉ AN ARM
HV: BROTHÉR
CS: IT'S OKAY YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOSE AN ARM
CS: YOU'RE OKAY
HV: BROTHÉR
CS: BUT THAT COUNTDOWN IS STILL GOING SO CHECK OUT THE THING IT MADE
HV: o H YÉAH
HV: UM
HV: OK SO ITS KINDA PRÉTTY AND THÉRÉS A HOLÉ IN IT
HV: IS IT A FLÉSHLIGHT
CS: probably
CS: stick your dick in it
HV: YO THATS A GRÉAT IDÉA
HV: ÉXCÉPT THÉRÉ ARÉ FUCKING SPIKÉS INSIDÉ OW
CS: okay try not to hurt yourself
CS: but it looks like there's a thing in there, so i think you are supposed to get it out?
HV: ok so cléarly im not supposéd to put my hand insidé it
HV: no but its spikéy
CS: can you break the spikes?
CS: or like
CS: are there tongs in your kitchen
HV: arént tongs thé things in thé back of your throat
CS: no those are tonsils
HV: oh
HV: oops
CS: tongs are the grabby things you use on the grill sometimes
HV: man how much timé do i havé
CS: we still got like a minute or so
HV: oh man thAT IS NOT ÉNOUGH TIMÉ
HV: IM GONNA WRÉCK IT
CS: KICK IT'S ASS
HV: THÉRÉ ARÉ SPIKÉS IN IT DO I GO IN ANYWAY
CS: UH
CS: IF YOU CAN
HV: HOLD ON LÉMMÉ SWITCH TO VOICÉ TO TÉXT SO I CAN LIVÉBLOG THIS AT YOU
HV: ARÉ YOU RÉADY
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] sticks hand in --
HV: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OWW FUCK
CS: aaaaaaaah
CS: oh jeez that looks painful
CS: oh jeez
CS: this game was a bad idea
HV: FUCKING FUCK WHAT THÉ FUCK IS THIS
HV: THÉRÉS A THING IN HÉRÉ
HV: I THINK IM BLÉÉDING
CS: grab the thing!
CS: grab the thing and get your hand out so you can put some gauze on that aaaah
-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] violently rips the thing out and touchdowns it --
CS: YOU DID IT
CS: YOU DID THE THING
HV: HÉLL YÉAH
HV: whoa whén did it gét so dark
CS: oh fuck yes the countdown stopped
CS: we won
HV: man what was it évén counting down to
CS: who even knows, man
CS: who even
HV: man how crazy would it bé if it wéré liké majoras mask and thé moon was gonna fall or somé shit
CS: AUGH okay that just got way louder than necessary
CS: uh
CS: you gonna be okay if i jst like
HV: friénd aré you okay
CS: i dunno man those loud noises from earlier are getting louder
CS: and the last one was absolutely no variety of okay
HV: :c
HV: yéah théré wéré a good amount of thém héré but théy stoppéd
HV: man it got dark tho
CS: you gonna be okay if i run off for a sec
CS: i'm gonna.
HV: hélla
CS: investigate what the fuck is going on
HV: i should bandagé up my hand anyway
CS: yeah you probably should
HV: yéa im gonna go do that
CS: i'm gonna talk to you later okay hon?
HV: l8rh8r
HV: <3
CS: <3
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] ceased pestering harmonicallyVivacious [HV] at 22:51 --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:53 pm

-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] --
BP: hey so, what am i supposed to be doing?
CS: with what
BP: i started up with AW as a server person
BP: and i sort of ruined his dorm
CS: oh
CS: uh
BP: but why am i doing it?
BP: i feel like i'm a
CS: hahaha he probably deserved that
BP: first year philosophy major
CS: idk what have you got done so far
CS: or did you just fuck around with the controls a bit
BP: i put down this cruxtruder, totem lathe, and alchemiter
BP: breaking a table, expanding some guy's room into the middle of the hallway, and cleaning up AW's room
CS: okay good
CS: have you guys opened the cruxtruder yet
CS: you might need to hit it with something
BP: we tried to turn the valve
BP: but we can get it open?
CS: though opening it is gonna start a countdown so you gotta be ready to go once it's open
BP: oh shit
BP: well, once i open it, what then?
CS: if you haven't given him the card thing yet, do that now
BP: the shitty punched card?
BP: okay
CS: yeah
CS: there are two things that come out of the cruxtruder
CS: one of them is a flashy seizure ball that we didn't figure out what to do with
CS: actually i have no idea where it went i'm not seeing it on my screen at all
BP: huh
CS: and the other is a thing that goes in the lathe
BP: a thing?
CS: like
CS: a cylinder thing
CS: the game probably calls it something, but i only barely learned what anything is called
BP: you mean a dildo?
CS: yes
BP: okay
CS: that is exactly what andrea and i were calling them
BP: what do i do with this dildo
BP: aside from the obvious
CS: tell austin to put the shitty card thing in the slot on the side of the lathe
CS: and then put the dildo in the lathe
CS: and make an ever weirder looking dildo
CS: even* i don't know how to type
BP: okay, i've set austin in motion
BP: so what do i do with this
BP: eventually weird looking dildo
CS: have him put it on the smaller platform on the alchemiter, it'll make a thing
CS: and let me know if you figure out what the hell to do with the seuzure ball, that seems like a really weird thing to not have a use?
BP: i'll see what i can do
BP: is that all?
CS: pretty much
CS: i mean austin's gotta figure out what to do with the thing it makes but
CS: not a whole lot for you to do but watch
BP: huh, alright
BP: oh yeah, there's the timer
CS: okay well. if that is all you needed from me, mom is sorta flipping her shit
CS: so i'm gonna go see what's up
CS: let me know if you need anything else?
BP: alright, sweet
BP: i think i can handle this
CS: i believe in you
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] ceased pestering blackoutPerfectionist [BP] --
BP: "you can thrust your porcine cock into a trash compacter" -AW
BP: message delivered
CS: fucking rude
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] ceased pestering blackoutPerfectionist [BP] --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:56 pm

-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP] began pestering arcWinter [AW]  --
BP: okay so
BP: i have the game now
BP: and i'm loading the server
BP: so
BP: that's a thing
AW: okay, fine.
AW: I'll take it out of the trash now.
AW: but as soon as alice is nothing more than wreckage??
AW: going back in.
BP: assuming you don't actually just
BP: love it forever
BP: yes
AW: did you just insinuate that I can love something that isn't Cage or dark barnacle.
AW: I don't need traitors on my team, isaac.
BP: of course
BP: i'm waiting for your connection
AW: is it not working already??
AW: told you this game was a piece of trash.
AW: really, you all need to learn to trust the gaming master.
AW: that is me.
BP: a korean mmo that takes me 10 minutes just to translate each quest into something i can actually read is the utmost of quality
BP: i can dig it
AW: obviously.
BP: glad we got that sorted out
AW: also, you translate the quests??
AW: fucking casual.
BP: i mean, now that i'm not in the tutorial, yeah
BP: i memorized those fucking tutorial quests
AW: congratulations on that by the way.
BP: i was actually
BP: pretty proud of myself
BP: during that raid
AW: finally seeing the real world after months of the lowest tier.
BP: for not dying horribly
AW: pride??
AW: that's a bit of a stretch.
AW: let's just stick with confidence.
BP: aw fie
BP: fine*
AW: especially since I had to focus heals on you more than a few times.
BP: that just means
BP: i was drawing the aggro
AW: to be fair, you weren't worse than anyone else.
AW: ...
AW: you're not supposed to draw aggro.
AW: THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR FUNCTION.
BP: i can do any unconventional shit that i want
BP: and probably just sort of cry about it
BP: anyways
BP: you ready?
AW: ready for you to cry??
AW: yes.
AW: ready for the game??
AW: also yes.
BP: oh okay
BP: cool
BP: ...oh geez
BP: um
BP: so
BP: how you liking that computer
BP: you seem to be pretty
BP: not that engrosed in it
BP: engaged? whatever
AW: uh.
AW: what??
BP: oh there you go
BP: now you're paying attention
AW: I've had this computer for years, what are you talking about??
BP: the joke is
BP: i can see you
BP: keep it civil
AW: that's not a very good joke.
BP: well apparently
BP: it is now
AW: I've heard tg tell better, and that's saying something.
BP: yeah
BP: that really is saying something
AW: what, no.
AW: don't agree with the verbal annihilation that I am rationing out to you.
AW: just tell me what to do with this game.
AW: there's no tutorial and I can't see any controls.
BP: oh really?
AW: how am I supposed to destroy those who stand against me when the game is as functional as a broken cinderblock??
BP: i see plenty of controls
BP: let's just start off with select here...
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  selects a pile of gabe's clothes and puts them in a cardboard box --
BP: uh
BP: okay
BP: look behind you, do you notice anything?
AW: no??
BP: i sort of just cleaned up a bunch of clothes
AW: it needs more Cage, but that's always true.
BP: your roommates are filthy as shit
AW: well, yes.
AW: welcome to college.
BP: yeah, don't remind me
AW: can you send me a screenshot or something??
AW: the server and client can't be that different.
BP: um, alright then
BP: here, let me just load this up
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  sent file: iCanSeeYou.png --
AW: what the shit.
AW: YOU CAN SEE ME.
BP: that was what i was implying?
AW: NO, YOU WERE JOKING.
-- arcWinter [AW]  turns towards the ceiling and flips you off. --
AW: did you see that??
BP: i saw you flipping off the ceiling
BP: yes
BP: i changed my camera view
BP: to clean up
BP: your pigstide of a room
AW: it's not my mess.
AW: it's everyone else's.
AW: also, more importantly, who put cameras all over my room??
AW: how are you accessing them??
BP: obviously your roommates did it
BP: their filth was all just a ruse
BP: to hide their cameras
AW: that doesn't make any sense.
AW: wait.
AW: ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS.
BP: conspiracy solved
-- arcWinter [AW]  slams a fist into his desk. --
BP: well apparently
BP: i don't have sound
BP: because that seemed like
BP: that would make noise
AW: yes.
AW: it was thunderous.
AW: my fist is a blessed instrument of divine punishment.
BP: i'm going to try out this revise option
BP: on this other room i can see
BP: why can i only see this room?
AW: on the other hand, this game is a stalker's wet dream but lacks sound.
AW: I don't know.
AW: this game is shit.
BP: well, whatever
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  pushes the wall out to the other side of the hallway --
BP: oh shit
AW: the fuck did you do??
-- arcWinter [AW]  goes and opens his door. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  returns to his computer. --
AW: THE FUCK DID YOU DO??
AW: I have to go get lunch in an hour.
BP: um, hold on i'll make a door or something
AW: well, if you can destroy the dorm in less than a minute, I hope you can fix it just as quick.
AW: fuck.
AW: this isn't a game.
AW: it's some twisted experiment loosed upon the world by a gaping asshole with no sense of proper design.
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  copies AW's door and puts it into the wall a couple of times --
BP: there, now you can leave their room after you leave your room
AW: i.e. when chris gets online, I'm going to execute him with a thesaurus.
AW: thanks, I guess.
BP: i'll try to fix it later
BP: i just hope
BP: that they don't get back soon
AW: the floor's out to lunch for a while.
AW: they're probably talking about sweating and other assorted stuff of the lower breeds.
BP: gross
AW: anyway.
AW: is there some kind of control for "make it stop, please Cage, make it stop"??
BP: i can't figure out what this deploy option means, but i doubt it does that
BP: nor does this option
BP: some sort of menu that's entirely blank
BP: weird
BP: oh shit apparently i've used some resource
AW: oh no.
AW: not resource.
AW: whatever will we do.
BP: accquire more, or maybe somehow remove those walls
AW: judging by the lack of logic in this so far, removing the walls will cost even more.
AW: unless there's an 'undo' option.
AW: (there's no undo option because this program is fucking awful).
BP: yeah i don't see one
BP: good guess
BP: here, let's put this thing in
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  puts down the cruxtruder in the new, revised area --
BP: holy shit that's bigger than i thought
AW: what.
AW: okay, hold on.
BP: um
BP: look out your room if you dare
-- arcWinter [AW]  turns on his laptop and brings it into the neighboring room. --
BP: in the now fucked up hallway
AW: this thing has no color palette at all and the entire situation makes no sense.
BP: are you sure we're not high right now
AW: lazy-ass artist, releasing a program with beta elements.
BP: i.. guess so?
AW: I'm pretty sure neither of us drug.
AW: caffeine doesn't count.
AW: it's the lifeblood of higher education.
BP: we're the viginiest of drug virgins
AW: that's definitely a collection of words that expresses a similar sentiment, yes.
BP: okay, apparently i can only put one of these cruxtruders down
BP: cruxtruder being
BP: the name of that beta element
AW: this unholy pillar of unrefined art, yes.
BP: yes that
BP: i'm going to put
BP: more beta elements
BP: elsewhere
BP: one sec
AW: why.
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  puts the totem lathe in the wider hallway near the stairs. --
AW: none of this is forming a coherent gameplay mechanic.
BP: well, this is kind of
BP: like the sims
AW: none of this is contributing to the development of a story or any kind of narrative.
BP: where you just
BP: put shit into someone's house
BP: and they're just like
BP: "oh okay"
BP: and may or may not care
BP: about it existing
AW: so I'm going to end up drowning while on fire and desperately needing to piss.
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  tries to select austin, poking him with the cursor. --
BP: guess i can't select you
BP: i don't think
BP: i can give you commands
AW: good.
BP: can't*
BP: shit
BP: that 't is pretty important
AW: oh.
BP: you're gonna have to go pee pee by yourself
BP: sorry
AW: well, I guess it's better that someone who plays eyelineranger as a tank doesn't have any control over me.
AW: still doesn't tell me what we're doing.
BP: i don't know, investigate that pillar of shitty art?
BP: as in the cruxtruder
BP: i'm going to put another item down
-- arcWinter [AW]  tries to pull at the valve. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  is not strong enough to make anything happen. --
AW: try pulling at this thing.
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  moves to the second floor common room, and puts the alchemiter in the middle of the room, crushing the table --
BP: ummm, sure give me a sec
BP: kind of ruining someone's stuff over here
AW: they probably don't matter.
AW: help me.
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  selects the cruxtruder, but can't select the wheel --
BP: apparently i can only move it
BP: and by move it
BP: i mean
BP: we need more resources than i could possibly have to move it once
AW: so.
AW: terrible art, terrible balance, terrible learning curve.
AW: WHAT DID I TELL EVERYONE.
BP: dude, i'm manipulating your reality
BP: that is sort of a plus
AW: no, that just.
AW: doesn't make sense.
AW: I'm not acknowledging this.
BP: apparently we can open the cruxtruder by hitting the top with something
BP: but don't yet
BP: because once we do
BP: we start a timer or something
AW: oh, so NOW you know everything.
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  drops a punched card at austin's feet of a chalice --
BP: CS is helping me figure out what i'm supposed to be doing
-- arcWinter [AW]  spends a few minutes whispering at the card before his sylladex works and he takes the card. --
BP: apparently, if we hit the top of the cruxtruder, out pops a cylinder dildo and a circle ball of seizures
AW: important questions first.
AW: what kind of dildo??
BP: aside from "weird" and "cylinder", i got no descriptions
BP: sorry, probably not bad dragon
AW: how awful.
AW: at least the devs are taking a small step in the right direction.
BP: yes, this is good
BP: okay, so that shitty punched card
BP: i gave you
AW: yeah??
BP: put that into the weird thin machine i put in your hallway
BP: that kinda looks like a torture device?
BP: this is getting
BP: kinky
AW: maybe it's a large step in the right direction.
AW: except that if the art assets are still missing, it'll be a half-hearted effort at best.
BP: if we have spare time, we can color them to be not as shitty
BP: so on the side of the torture device, there should be a slot
BP: put the card in there
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  meanwhile drops one of the beds from the other room on top of the cruxtruder. --
AW: FUCK.
AW: WARN ME BEFORE YOU START YOUR SHITTY HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECTS,  ASSHOLE.
BP: i didn't think
BP: the bed would break
BP: i'll warn you next time
AW: Cage above.
AW: you'd better.
AW: what am I supposed to do with this??
AW: this isn't a cylinder dildo, it's just a cylinder.
AW: I COULD 3D MODEL BETTER THAN THIS.
BP: take it to the totem lathe
BP: which is apparently
BP: the name of the machine in your hallway
BP: near the stairs
-- arcWinter [AW]  captchalogues the failure of a dildo and brings it outside to the shitty excuse for modern art. --
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  selects gabe's computer and drags it over to the seizure ball, making contact with it. --
AW: so the puzzle is either nonsensical or easy as fuck.
AW: okay.
BP: i don't know why i did that
-- arcWinter [AW]  drops the cylinder into the SUPER OBVIOUS place for it. --
BP: and if you take a look behind you, you will see a giant floating triple monitor computing device floating behind you that may or may not be your roommate's
BP: thus conclude's today's tour
AW: what is that.
BP: your roommate's computer
BP: plus the seizure ball
BP: i guess
AW: what sort of twisted functionality is that??
AW: who thinks of this shit??
AW: WHY??
BP: i don't know
BP: meanwhile, we have just over 5 minutes to figure this out
BP: and by figure it out
BP: i mean i know what you have to do mostly
BP: take that weird looking dildo
AW: thanks.
AW: at least it looks slightly more detailed.
BP: and bring it to that large room with the couches and where the table once was
BP: well, is
BP: but
BP: you'll see
AW: you mean the common room.
BP: sure
AW: did you ruin the common room??
BP: i would like to say improved
-- arcWinter [AW]  captchalogues the slightly better dildo and runs through to the common room, propping open doors as he goes. --
AW: what did you do to the table??
AW: what did you do to everything??
BP: well
BP: the table is
BP: underneath that
BP: there should be a... yeah there is
BP: there is a smaller platform to put your dildo on
BP: do that
-- arcWinter [AW]  falls over as a massive explosion hits somewhere very close outside. The couches are jostled from the walls, and there's a crashing sound as tons of stuff falls off tons of shelves. --
BP: did the room just
BP: shake a bunch
BP: and you felled over
AW: fuck.
AW: yes.
AW: what was that??
AW: did you do that too??
BP: i did nothing
BP: i just watched you fall
BP: it was kind of hilarious
AW: not even trying to help.
AW: you dick.
BP: well, i can't select you
BP: would you like me to get you a couch
AW: no.
AW: just.
AW: what was next??
AW: dancing dildos on tiny stages, or some shit??
BP: yes that
-- arcWinter [AW]  places the dark blue totem on the platform. --
AW: and...??
BP: um
BP: oh, i guess
AW: what is this??
BP: it did the thing
BP: i don't know
AW: did you get a manual or anything??
AW: I didn't.
AW: no manual.
BP: well, CS advice
BP: no manual
BP: apparently it is "a thing", and you need to figure out what to do with it
AW: even the shittiest of shitty betas have manuals or at least help pages.
AW: WOW.
AW: SO HELPFUL.
BP: well, it's a... cup?
BP: i guess?
AW: TELL ALICE THAT SHE CAN THRUST HER PORCINE COCK INTO A TRASH COMPACTOR.
BP: done
AW: good.
AW: oh, eugh, there's something in it.
-- arcWinter [AW]  pokes at the chalice. --
BP: oh, the cup
BP: for a second there
BP: i thought you meant
BP: nevermind
AW: yeah, let's not finish that thought.
AW: you can save it for your "private time" later.
BP: gross
BP: well i guess
BP: drink it?
BP: i mean
BP: it IS a cup
AW: no way.
AW: I can still feel it on my finger.
BP: gross
AW: it's slimy.
AW: yeah.
BP: taste it?
AW: I think I just created a cup full of lube.
AW: I... fine.
BP: you've got 2 minutes and 30 seconds left to do something
BP: 29
BP: 28
BP: i'll stop
-- arcWinter [AW]  licks a bit of the fluid. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  collapses on the floor and gags for a while. --
AW: NOT LUBE.
AW: IT'S SOME KIND OF POISON.
BP: um
BP: i
BP: don't know if that's a good thing
AW: AUGH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
BP: i'm sorry?
BP: out of curiousity
BP: what's it taste like?
-- arcWinter [AW]  runs back to his snack cabinet and eats something that is anything. --
BP: curiosity*
-- arcWinter [AW]  runs back into the room, stuffing random foodstuffs into his face. --
AW: not good.
AW: it tastes like corpse ass.
BP: okay, ew
AW: don't ask how I know what that tastes like.
BP: i wasn't planning on it
BP: just
BP: dump that shit?
BP: you've got a nifty cup
BP: if you can ever wash out
BP: that awful taste
AW: yeah.
AW: this is going out the window.
-- arcWinter [AW]  brings the cup to the windowsill of the enlarged room, opens the window, and attempts to dump it out. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  watches as only a small portion of the corpselube actually falls. --
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  proceeds to move the broken bed into a corner. Gotta keep this messy room not as messy. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  is thrown backwards by another huge explosion. The chalice falls the fuck out the window. --
BP: did little babby fall down again?
BP: where's the cup
AW: fuck you.
AW: there's like earthquakes going on or something.
AW: which is weird.
AW: this is western massachusetts.
BP: wow really?
AW: in retrospect I probably should have watched the news.
BP: yeah we never get earthquakes
BP: i should probably bother to stay in touch with shit at some point
AW: yeah.
BP: well, hurry up and grab that cup
BP: we need it
AW: do we really??
BP: i don't know?
AW: can't we just figure something else out??
BP: you've got 1:45
AW: fuck, fine.
BP: so... no
-- arcWinter [AW]  takes the stairs two at a time, like usual. He leaves behind his laptop because TIME IS SHORT. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  notes that Alice is also short. --
BP: aw shit you forgot your laptop
BP: i would move it to you, but no
BP: not gonna break anymore shit
BP: i refuse
-- arcWinter [AW]  pulls off his t-shirt and uses it to soak up the gross. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  drags the shirt along the grass and dips it back in. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  notes that this is really fucking gross and he's glad that laundry day is in two days. --
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  grabs a sink and puts it next to austin. --
BP: shit that didn't go as planned
BP: though
BP: to be fair
BP: i don't know what part of the plan the sink was
-- arcWinter [AW]  boggles at the sink and tries to dump some of the corpselube into it. --
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP]  moves gabe's cardboard box of stinky clothes under the now broken pipes to accquire water. --
BP: okay, don't go into the bathroom for a while
BP: when you get back
-- arcWinter [AW]  squeezes the shirt into the sink and continues slaughtering the lube with his +4 Shitty Shirt of Justice. --
BP: there is cardboard and filthy roommate clothes everywhere
-- arcWinter [AW]  gets the shirt thrown into his face by a third earth-shaking rumble. Shit's loud. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  coughs into the grass for a while because oh Cage why. --
-- arcWinter [AW]  does one last drudge with his shirt. --
BP: okay, and now i can't see you
BP: i don't know if this is a good or bad thing
BP: wow fuck, i can't see anything
BP: but i can still move around
BP: i guess i'm still connected
BP: so, contact me when you figure out how things work
BP: or are not dead
BP: good luck
-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP] ceased pestering arcWinter [AW] --
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