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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:56 pm

-- cheshireSmiling [CS] began pestering arcWinter [AW] at 18:10 --
CS: how bout you suck my dick
AW: no thanks, I'm not in the mood for pork.
CS: too bad
AW: I'd offer you mine, but you can't afford it.
CS: why would i even want to
CS: you're awful
AW: awfully classy, I know.
CS: no just the regular kind of awful
AW: maybe one day you'll earn the right to even be in proximity to it.
AW: "it" being said phallus.
CS: pbbbtbtbtbb i don't even care right now
AW: I'm sure.
AW: make sure not to get any of your tears on the carpet.
AW: I've heard that the bodily fluids of demonic creatures can stain.
CS: i'm gonna
CS: i dunno
CS: mostly i'm gonna regret pestering your rude ass right now
CS: SO ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH ISAAC RUINING ALL YOUR SHIT HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU
AW: THIS TASTES AWFUL.
AW: IT'S LIKE A LIQUIFIED FORM OF YOUR DREAMS.
AW: YOU SHALL PAY FOR UNLEASHING SUCH A HORRIFIC "GAME" UPON ME.
CS: what
CS: andrea didn't have to drink anything
CS: i mean she like
CS: tore her fucking hand up with a weird spiky tree fleshlight thing but
CS: but ???? drinking?
AW: so you were planning to physically assault me instead??
AW: wow, cool.
CS: what
CS: when did i say anything about assault
CS: aside from like every time i talk to yoou
AW: checkmate, alicetheists.
CS: sssssh
AW: and you had andrea ruin her hand, thus planned to do the same to me.
CS: none of that was planned
AW: sure.
AW: suuuuure.
CS: dude why the fuck would i want andrea to hurt her hand like that what kind of friend fo you think i am
CS: don't answer that
AW: no friend at all.
AW: you're a villain.
AW: an enemy of Cage.
CS: does this mean i can like
AW: you are that which insults the honor of all creatures.
CS: sit in a big imposing chair and menacingly pet a cat
AW: no.
AW: you insult the honor of cats.
AW: they hate you.
CS: no
AW: you can't argue against a doctor, alice.
AW: all your base are belong to us.
AW: fuck.
AW: hold on.
CS: sure why not
CS: not like i got anthing else going on at the moment
CS: okay that was mostly a joke but now i think i've actually got shit going on so
CS: i guess hit me up later or something
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] ceased pestering arcWinter [AW] at 18:55 --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  cheshireSmiling on Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:13 pm

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] at 18:07 --
TG: having a fun time yet? i bet y[]u are aren't y[]u
CS: no
TG: what
TG: really n[]w?
CS: this is the opposite of a fun time
TG: man i w[]uld have never guessed
TG: it is n[]t like this guide that i have menti[]ns anything ab[]ut n[]t having fun
TG: i am t[]tally caught []ff guard
CS: okay
CS: tg
CS: i'm really glad you've got yourself some bullshit guide or whatever
TG: y[]u see i was using sarcasm right there
TG: i kn[]w y[]u are femur deep in shit
TG: haha
TG: []wned
CS: but i am not sure if surviving the day is a thing that's on the table for me right now
CS: so can we maybe
CS: not
CS: do this
TG: g[]ing t[] die s[] s[][]n? talk ab[]ut a n[][]b
TG: guess i will have t[] use my awes[]me skills t[] save y[]u fr[]m failing at an[]ther game
CS: THERE ARE ROCKS
CS: FALLING FROM THE FUCKIN SKY
CS: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP THAT
CS: HOW DOES MY SKILL AT ANYTHING EVER EFFECT THAT
CS: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO EAT EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DICK IN THE WORLD
TG: []h man
TG: are y[]u mad are y[]u h[]nest t[] []din's eyepatch mad?
TG: this is great
TG: []h man i am r[]lling in this vict[]ry right n[]w
CS: f
CS: u
CS: v
CS: k
CS: o
CS: f
CS: f
TG: []kay []kay []kay
CS: shit i fucked it up
CS: ugh
TG: fine d[]n't get th[]se panties sh[]ved t[][] far up y[]ur sweet bum
TG: basically y[]u can't av[]id the mete[]rs s[] just p[]p that client disk int[] y[]ur c[]mputer
CS: so you can break my house before the meteors do it???
CS: yeah great thanks
CS: i guess there's nothing better for me to do
TG: hey if y[]u wanna let space weather fuck y[]u up by all means g[] ahead
TG: but it's g[]nna suck f[]r Andrea when she is stuck with[]ut s[]meb[]dy t[] build her shit
TG: i am the lesser []f tw[] evils
TG: but als[] the m[]re kickass []f the tw[] evils
CS: fine whatever
CS: here we go
CS: oh btw if we're doing this
CS: my godmother's gonna be showin up before too long i guess
CS: and my mom's around
CS: don't drop anything on them
TG: dang y[]u sure d[] have a l[]t []f []ld ladies t[] take care []f
CS: only two
CS: and mom's nt old
TG: []kay fine here we g[] just click the thing and let me get a eyeball full []f y[]ur pitiful e+istance
CS: okay jeez
CS: hold your horses
TG: my h[]rses are firmly grasped
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] connects up. super exciting. --
TG: little []n the sh[]rt side aren't y[]u
CS: oh my god
CS: like jeff wasn't goddamn bad enough
TG: []h man it is just g[]ing t[] get easier t[] tr[]ll y[]u fr[]m here []n []ut
-- technoGender [TG] pushes Alice's bed up against her door --
TG: g[] stand []ver there []n the bed
CS: dude if you're gonna be putting down those machines you might have to use my yard
CS: those things are definitely taller than my ceilings
TG: well y[]u see there is a pr[]blem ab[]ut that but it says here in the f[][]tn[]te []n this guide "d[]n't leave stuff []utside"
TG: s[] i am just g[]nna...
-- technoGender [TG] drags her mouse up to your ceiling and raises it up some --
CS: oh.
CS: yeah i guess that's an option.
TG: yeah e+cept when i d[] that this little number here []n the screen g[]es d[]wn
CS: yeah we've only got so many resources
CS: thankfully all the machines i need right now are free
TG: maybe it w[]rks in reverse
CS: so go ahead and throw those down
-- technoGender [TG] deletes Alice's bedroom door --
CS: oh great now i'll never get any privacy
CS: wait you're watching me anyways
TG: w[]w what a shitty d[][]r that hardly gave me anything at all
CS: i already don't get any privacy
TG: []kay g[] stand []n y[]ur fucking bed, nice sheets by the way did y[]ur m[]m buy them f[]r y[]u?
CS: this house is old as dicks don't expect any of the material to be any good
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] sits on her bed. --
-- technoGender [TG] dumps the cruxstruder into the middle of Alice's room --
TG: anything in y[]ur r[][]m particularlly heavy?
TG: besides y[]ur ass
TG: haha []wned
CS: uhhh
CS: depends what are you using it for
CS: cause if you're opening the cruxtruder then maybe don't use my dresser it's full of things
CS: whatever that's probably the best bet anyways
-- technoGender [TG] pulls open Alice's dresser --
TG: haha g[]ing thr[]ugh y[]ur stuff
CS: dude
CS: rifling through a girl's clothes
CS: fucking rude
-- technoGender [TG] puts the drawers onto the floor and picks up the empty dresser, bonking the cruxstruder lid with it a few times --
TG: y[] check []ut that epilepsy disc[]ball
CS: yeah does your guide have any info on what the fuck to do with that
CS: andrea and i didn't figure it out
TG: []h yeah it t[]ally d[]es
TG: let's see
TG: flashy []rb... mmhmmm
-- technoGender [TG] drops your dress back onto the floor --
-- technoGender [TG] *dresser --
TG: []h yeah d[] y[]u have any kind []f pers[]nal effect that y[]u h[]ld near and dear t[] y[]ur heart?
CS: uh
CS: wha
CS: am i supposed to be giving it an offering or something
CS: because that is kind of weird.
CS: but okay i'm gonna try a thing
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] rummages in her room for a minute and comes up with a stuffed animal. What the fuck is that thing, why does a rabbit have antlers. Or wings. Or fangs. Or... you know what, fuck it. Into the seizure orb it goes. --
TG: y[] that was like a really weird thing f[]r y[]u t[] have any all but l[][]k []n the bright side n[]w y[]u've g[]t a gh[]st!
TG: a... antlery... rabbit gh[]st?
TG: whatever fl[]ats y[]ur b[]at m[]n amie
CS: it was a souvenir from austria.
CS: but oh my god i know just look at him
CS: he's so fucking cute
TG: []h gr[]ss d[]n't be like that y[]u are ab[]ut t[] die remember
CS: also
TG: n[]w turn the wheel []n the thingy
CS: hiding
TG: []h yeah
TG: it's g[]ne where did it g[]?
CS: idk he's a rabbit
CS: rabbit mythical creature ghost
CS: he probably fucked off to give my mom a heart attack or something
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] spins a wheel, retrieves a dowel. --
CS: you gave me the card with all the holes right
CS: i wanna be able to make the right kind of dildo
TG: calm y[]ur fucking h[]rses i haven't even f[]und a place t[] put the rest []f this stuff yet
-- technoGender [TG] makes a card-thing pop up out of nowhere and then flings it at Alice --
CS: jesus fuck
TG: i'm g[]nna g[] l[][]k ar[]und the rest []f y[]ur h[]use
CS: don't just throw it at me you asshole
CS: where are you putting the carvy dealy
TG: ummm
TG: let's see
-- technoGender [TG] flips your living room couch on it's side and pushes it up against the wall --
-- technoGender [TG] shoves your coffee table in front of your front door and drops the alchemizer into your living room --
CS: jesus
TG: the carvy thing is in the kitchen since that is apparently the []nly r[][]m y[]u d[]n't keep filled with furniture
CS: making enough noise yet
TG: n[] n[]t yet
CS: oh shit that's karla's car
-- technoGender [TG] knocks a vase over --
TG: kiss kiss fall in l[]ve btich
CS: okay my godmother ust got here
CS: i'm gonna have to do this while dealing with her and mom
TG: []h d[]n't w[]rry they can't get in right n[]w i bl[]cked y[]ur fr[]nt d[][]r with a table
CS: what
CS: oh great
CS: okay whatever here we go
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] runs downstairs with the card and a cruxite dowel, getting them both in the totem lathe. --
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] activates the lathe, and takes the resulting wavy dildo to the alchemiter. --
CS: jesus this is getting really loud
CS: i am not okay with this
CS: forget everything i said about getting excited for this game
TG: tick t[]ck tick t[]ck
TG: hahaha
CS: no
CS: don't you fucking
CS: are you laughing at me
CS: okay i have fucking had it
TG: have y[]u?
TG: n[]t even cl[]se
TG: watch this
CS: everything is on fire
CS: i'm probably going to die
-- technoGender [TG] lowers a toilet gently into the living room --
TG: w[]uld y[]u say
TG: everything is...
TG: g[]ing d[]wn the drain?
CS: and now you
CS: are fuckin
CS: laughing
CS: at all of it
TG: als[] i might have br[]ke y[]ur plumbing
CS: god
TG: []kay put the thing []n the circle and punch it
CS: you know what
CS: i don't even care about this shit anymore
CS: fuck this game
CS: fuck you
TG: because i just remembered the cru+struder has a timer []n it
CS: fuck this entire stupid fucking universe.
TG: n[] seri[]usly put y[]ur gl[]rified m[]dern art sculpture []n that machine and hit the butt[]n
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] angrily shoves the carved dowel onto the alchemiter platform, and slams her hand on the button. --
TG: bam w[]uld y[]u l[][]k at that
TG: it is certainly
TG: a thing
CS: okay
CS: you know what?
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] picks up a small bottle labeled "drink me" from the alchemiter platform. --
CS: when i said i was done with this shit
CS: i was not even slightly aware of how done with this shit i could possibly become
CS: i'm not doing this
CS: i'm actually embarrassed that i was so fucking excited for this game yesterday
CS: i'd say austin was right but the chances of that not being a load of garbage are astronomical
CS: i give up
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] whips the fucking bottle at the wall. Take that, you stupid piece of shit. --
CS: don't talk to me.
-- cheshireSmiling [CS] ceased pestering technoGender [TG] at 19:08 --

-- technoGender [TG] began pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] at 19:08 --
TG: []h shit that tick t[]ck tick t[]ck thing makes a l[]t []f sense...
TG: H[]LY SHIT IT WAS A REFERENCE
CS: what happened to not talking to me
CS: wait hang on a sec
CS: is it just me or did it just get super quiet
TG: [][][]h man
TG: [][][][][]h man
CS: what
TG: that is surreal
CS: what
CS: what's going on
TG: y[]u were s[] intense and then y[]u did the thing that was like fucking straight []ut []f a m[]vie man
TG: 10/10
TG: []H SHIT I LEFT Y[]UR []LD LADIES []UTSIDE
-- technoGender [TG] flips your coffee table away from the front door, it flies through a window --
CS: THEY HAD BETTER BE ALRIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT OR I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN I SWEAR TO GOD
TG: []h g[][]d m[]st []f y[]ur yard survived
CS: thank fuck
TG: but yeah have fun, i have t[] ine+plicably dissapear f[]r a bit
CS: yeah okay enjoy yourself
TG: tick t[]ck tick t[]ck
TG: hahaha
CS: no
-- technoGender [TG] ceased pestering cheshireSmiling [CS] at 19:15 --
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Re: PESTERCHUM

Post  arcWinter on Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:55 pm

-- cageSprite [CS] began blessing arcWinter [AW] --
CS: I am not a demon.
CS: I wanted to make an image for myself as an outlaw type.
AW: what.
AW: are you an avatar of my Lord??
CS: That's my roots.
AW: you must be here to instruct me on how to defeat my enemies.
AW: on how to take the next step.
AW: please, Cage, GRANT ME YOUR WISDOM.
CS: You have to make your choices based on what's honest for you.
CS: Sort out on your own where you might choose to go in terms of your own needs.
AW: Lord, I know not my needs.
AW: this game is nigh-impenetrable.
AW: without You, I am lost.
CS: We have the power to destroy or save ourselves.
CS: Get out of your cell.
AW: my cell??
CS: Come upstairs with me.
AW: I will follow you wherever you go.
AW: but, how shall I reach upstairs?
CS: Follow the light.
CS: Come up.
AW: very well.
AW: I shall obey, and go upwards, towards Your Light.
AW: nothing shall stand in the way of divine might.
CS: Stay mysterious.
-- cageSprite [CS] stopped blessing arcWinter [AW] --
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