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Post  cheshireSmiling on Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:58 am

-- cheshireSmiling [CS] posted a new memo on board DARK BARNACLE: THE PAMPERING --

CS: GOOD MORNING ASSHOLES
CS: DID YOU SLEEP WELL I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL
CS: I KNOW I DID
CS: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER BECAUSE GUESS WHAT
CS: GUESS
CS: THE FUCK
CS: WHAT
CS: okay that is actually way too much excitement for what is not actually that much interesting news
CS: but guess what came in the mail today
CS: the answer is sburb
CS: i have sburb
CS: i'm so pumped
CS: i don't even really know what this game is yet and i'm pumped
CS: hey austin you ready to get your shit kicked in or what
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:04 pm

-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] responded to memo --
HV: wow but moré importantly
HV: guéss what camé in thé mail for mé
HV: guéss
HV: guéss
HV: guéss
HV: héré's a hint
HV: PRÉSÉNTS
HV: OMGOMGOMGOMG SO MANY PRÉSÉNTS WOW <33333333
HV: oh yéah and sburb too but w/é
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Post  technoGender on Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:27 am

TG: yeah i fucking slept in cuz i missed my nap time by tr[]lling y[]u s[] hard Alice
TG: i als[] t[]rrented sburb like a m[]dern human being
TG: g[][]d thing i started it bef[]re i went t[] bed
TG: t[][]k all night because []nly []ne guy was feeding the files []ut
TG: he's n[]t even d[]ing it anym[]re, i was the []nly pers[]n wh[] even g[]t the full file
TG: whatever, n[] cash []ut []f my p[]cket
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Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:40 am

-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP] responded to memo --
BP: oh hey look people
BP: they are finally awake
BP: wow
BP: also
BP: happy birthday, andrea
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:09 pm

HV: ISAAC
HV: ISAAC ISAAC ISAAC ISAAC
HV: ISAAC I GOT YOUR PRÉSÉNT
HV: ISAAC CMÉRÉ
HV: OMGOMGOMGOMG ITS BÉAUTIFUL
HV: I AM NÉVÉR RÉMOVING IT FROM MY BUTT ÉVÉR
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Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:13 pm

BP: out of context
BP: that sounds really
BP: odd
BP: you're welcome, though
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:16 pm

CS: whoa dang isaac
CS: that is some racy shit right there what did you get her
CS: you sly dog
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:56 pm

HV: NO YOU GUYS DON'T UNDÉRSTAND ITS LÉGIT ONÉ OF THÉ BÉST GIFTS IVÉ ÉVÉR GOTTÉN
HV: LIKÉ
HV: WOW
HV: AND IT MAKÉS MY BUTT LOOK GR9 HOLY SHIT
HV: alicé your gift suckéd
HV: jk thats a total lié its fuckin amazing
HV: just liké my dick ;]
HV: you wanna know why théy call it thé banana splittér? ;]
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:18 am

CS: you're not making this sound any better andrea
CS: do i have to get alll protective best friend over here
CS: because i'll do it
CS: i've got a speech all planned out
CS: okay it's mostly just glaring at him while i clean my gun
CS: is this a thing i've gotta do
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Post  arcWinter on Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:22 am

-- arcWinter [AW] responded to memo --
AW: why is there a new memo??
AW: I take a nap after a nice, fulfilling raid, and this unnecessary shit pops up on my screen.
AW: and with the most irrelevant title, too.
AW: so I assume it's a mistake, like most of the things you guys do, and what do I find.
AW: TALK ABOUT SUBURBS.
AW: there had better be a good explanation for this or alice is going to need more than a gun to defend herself.
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:47 am

HV: wait alicé why would you bé cléaning your gun tho
HV: aré you gétting all protéctivé dad on mé
HV: YOURÉ NOT MY RÉAL DAD
HV: SCRÉW YOU
HV: ILL WÉAR WHATÉVÉR RAINBOW DASH BOOTY SHORTS I WANT AND YOU CANT STOP MÉ
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:03 pm

CS: oh
CS: okay yeah that did sound way worse than it actually was
CS: i'm jut gonna rescind my offer to threaten people now
CS: also austin
CS: my explanation is a hearty "fuck you."
CS: <3
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Post  goldenCapitalist on Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:32 pm

GC: "Rainbow Dash booty shorts"?
GC: What? Do those actually exist?
GC: Why are you wearing them?
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Post  arcWinter on Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:27 am


AW: victor did you just appear become someone said "rainbow dash??"
AW: be honest.
AW: you did, didn't you.
AW: and more importantly, now you have a craving for some booty shorts of your own.
AW: I'm sure there's some important message about how you view yourself in there somewhere.
AW: meanwhile, it's a lot more obvious how delusional a certain greentexting imbecile is at the moment.
AW: your gun cannot save you.
AW: your dark barnacle experience cannot save you.
AW: you have challenged the ultimate master to a video game duel and thus have sealed your fate.
AW: I'd suggest writing out your will before you press start because that's the last thing you'll do.
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:50 pm

HV: VICTOR YOU CANT HAVÉ MY RAINBOW DASH BOOTY SHORTS
HV: THÉSÉ ARÉ FOR MY BOOTY ONLY
HV: GÉT YOUR ONW RAINBOW DASH GBOOTY SHORTS
HV: OWN*
HV: BOOTY*
HV: FUCK YOU*
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Post  deityInamorata on Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:16 pm

-- deityInamorata [DI] responded to the memo --
DI: what the hell
DI: how are you all awake
DI: werent you all doing ur shitty raid or something until like
DI: late
DI: idk man I stopped paying attention once everyone started arguing about tutorials and sburb and shit
DI: I dont need none of that
DI: anyway speaking of sburb
DI: yeah I got my copy too
DI: psa that I also got a ton of new custom gear
DI: while you all were doing ur raid shit I took it upon myself to make A+ gear for the masses
DI: ur welcome
DI: its up for download on the DB:TP forum
DI: get it before the mods say its "an overpowered hack" or has "seizure inducing colors" and take it down
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Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Sat Oct 12, 2013 8:12 am

BP: my copy of sburb should be here
BP: in like
BP: an hour?
BP: wow
BP: how were you guys not
BP: up 3 hours ago
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Mon Oct 14, 2013 4:22 pm

HV: év
HV: év that grimoiré tho
HV: wow
HV: but yéah i got sburb if u wanna gétcha héad in thé gamé
HV: bc i know that i gotta gét my héad in thé game
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:37 pm

CS: ev i am awake by the sheer power of excitement
CS: idec that this is probably kind of sad i'm really psyched
CS: i'm also staring at a buggy installer
CS: seriously the progress bar went all non-euclidian on me and i'm kind of alarmed
CS: guess i'm not getting my head in the game just yet
CS: ps, fuck you andrea i didn't want to just make that reference
CS: pps, PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH IS AUSTIN I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU
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Post  technoGender on Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:26 pm

TG: hey tiniest []f my d[]uchemunching victims
TG: yes even i have pr[]cured y[]u a aging ritual present
TG: it sh[]uld arrive in exactly a few minutes
TG: why?
TG: BECAUSE I T[]LD THEM T[] SEND IT LATER
TG: N[]W G[]
TG: G[] T[] Y[]UR MAILB[]X AND BEH[]LD
TG: THE ULTIMATE TR[]LL
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:41 pm

HV: whoa
HV: alicé is DÉFINITÉLY shortér than mé
HV: so shut théf fuck up
HV: thé*
HV: also i got your présént
HV: and
HV: i
HV: LOVÉ IT
HV: <33333333
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Post  technoGender on Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:45 pm

TG: WHAT
TG: N[]
TG: WHY THE FUCK W[]ULD Y[]U L[]VE A B[]X []F ASS[]RTED BURGER KING CR[]WNS, IN AND []UT PAPER HATS, AND C[]PIES []F HAR[]LD AND KUMAR G[] T[] WHITE FUCKING CASTLE?!
TG: WH[] THE FUCK EVEN NEEDS M[]RE THAN []NE C[]PY []F HAR[]LD AND KUMAR?
TG: SP[]ILER
TG: IT TAKES THEM TW[] FUCKING H[]URS T[] GET THERE CUZ THEY'RE HIGH
TG: WHERE D[] Y[] EVEN HAVE SPACE T[] PUT ALL THAT SHIT?
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:25 pm

HV: I BUILT A FORT
HV: NO BOYS ALLOWÉD
HV: OR GIRLS ÉITHÉR
HV: OR ANY OTHÉR GÉNDÉRS
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Post  technoGender on Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:17 pm

TG: Y[]U BUILT A F[]RT N[]B[]DY CAN G[] IN?
TG: BRILLIANT FUCKING TACTICIAN
TG: ENJ[]Y Y[]UR IS[]LATI[]NISM
TG: IT W[]RKED GREAT F[]R CHINA
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:42 pm

CS: fuck andrea you built a fort
CS: i'm jealous
CS: i want a fort
CS: are forts a thing i can have in sburb
CS: someone build a fort with me
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