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> Your name is ANDRÉA HATFIELD

Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:08 pm

Your name is ANDRÉA HATFIELD, and it’s pronounced an-DREY-uh.

You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS, as shown by the amount of RANDOM SHIT decorating your walls.
You aspire to be a VIDEO GAME COMPOSER. In an attempt to succeed in this goal, you have learned numerous MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, including, but not limited to, the VIOLA, the GUITAR, and the SAXOPHONE, all of which are currently being neglected in a corner.
You are also an avid ANIME/MANGA/VIDEO GAME ENTHUSIAST, with posters for various media everywhere. You dream of one day putting together a COSPLAY, but alas, you are LAZY and therefore just STEAL THOSE OF YOUR FRIENDS.
You are a third degree black belt in TAEKWONDO, and you enjoy taking DANCE LESSONS but you are not particularly good at it.
Some people say you are CHILDISH AND GULLIBLE, and you wholeheartedly agree with that. However, you can be mature and even CONDESCENDING when you have to. Unfortunately, you still have no idea what the difference between condescending and condensation is. English is, unfortunately, A TAD DIFFICULT FOR YOU due to your LEARNING DISABILITIES. This also makes it difficult for you to COHERENTLY COMMUNICATE WITH OTHERS, but you try really hard.
Your pesterchum is harmonicallyVivacious and you type in a manner that réflécts the unusual pronunciation of your namé bécausé it pissés you off to no énd whén péoplé pronouncé it wrong and aldjglsgjlds;gjsl;gjsa; what wéré you talking about again?

What will you do?
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:58 am

>Andréa: Rub almond butter all over your nubile body

You would do that.
Except.
You don't know what nubile means.
Also you don't have any almond butter in the house.

Try again, douchenozzle.

>Andréa: Compose something!

Okay!
You pick up your trusty viola, whom you have affectionately named Flynn, and play a few notes.

You then walk over to your computer, presumably to take the notes down, only to get distracted by the internet.

Oh well, composing can happen another time, right? It's not like it's the end of the world or anything.
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:30 am

> Talk to people!

You strike up a very important conversation with one of your best friends. At least, she was your best friend. But alas, she has betrayed you with her stone cold ways.

It's okay. You're sure you'll forgive her someday. You always do.

You look over at your cardboard cutout of Byakuya Togami fondly. You and your two best friends ship it off to each other every few weeks, for you are the Sisterhood of the Traveling Byakuya Togami.

> Read through memo

You begin to look at what your friends are discussing, hoping not to get distracted by anything while doing so.

> Kitten: Pounce!

> Andréa: Remember the existence of your kitten

KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY

You knew you had something important to tell the group! How could you forget something like this?

> Name kitten

I'm sorry, the reader must not know who you are. You're Andréa. The naming elitist. And you don't have time for talk of names that aren't canon. You name hard. You name with passion. And you name correctly. This is a passion. This is a talent. and this is something you do not have shit-heads suggest for you to “hey dude name this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

However, you decide that it might be a good idea to at least brainstorm a little bit.

Jake
Princess
Fluffykins
Aaron
Senpai
Death Destroyer of Worlds

Jonathan Joestar

Most of these names are shit. You don't cross out the last one, however, because it is a potential option. You just aren't quite ready to settle on it.

> Go back to reading memo

You spend the next while petting and playing with your kitten. Video games can wait. You have family matters to deal with.

And by family matters you mean holy shit look at that kawaii kitten.
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:26 pm

> Actually read memo

Whoa! What in the heckerdoodle is this suburb thing?
You chat up your best friend again, hoping for answers.

> ==>

Unfortunately, she proves to be unhelpful. Fun, yes. But unhelpful.

> Chat up another friend.

You decide to chat up this guy. He's not the most interesting to talk to or anything, but he always knows what's up.

> Get conned into playing the game

Damn that boy. Convincing you to do things by using your one weakness: guilt.

You lied. That isn't your one weakness. You have many more weaknesses than that. You'd rather not admit that any of those exist, though.
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:02 pm

> Finally compose dammit



You take a selfie with your beloved Byakuya Togami

Look at him. Look at that beautiful, perfect face. Sweet, perfect Byakuya Togami. With his enchanting way of saying "Stop. You're revolting." and his "I thought there were limits to being an idiot." You swoon every time.

Perfect, perfect Byakuya Togami.

You would do so many nasty things to him.
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:53 pm

>Wake up.

Huh? What time is it? When did you fall asleep? How did you end up in your bed?

Oh, your guardian must have tucked you in last night after you passed out.

He's so sweet when he's not trying to murder you.

>Get hungry


Your stomach rumbles. You must have forgotten to eat again yesterday. Well, time for some foods!

> ==>

You walk towards the kitchen...

> ==>

And are not ambushed by your guardian!
Why would that even be a thing? He has to work, after all.

> Enter kitchen.

You enter thOH MY GOD PRESENTS.

> WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PRESENTS

YOU DONT KNOW BUT ITS PROBABLY NOT IMPORTANT ANYWAY.

PRESENTS!!!!!!!!

Which one do you open first?

> Open the pink one

This one must be from Ezra. You might as well get the worst one out of the way first...

> ==>

Yep. Another hat. A fedora, to make it worse.

Why does he feel the need to send you a hat every year? You guys are the heirs to the Hatfield Hat Empire, you have enough hats as is!

You hate classy hats. They're stupid. Unfortunately, with cleverly named stores such as The Great Hatsby and The Mad Hatter, the Hatfield Hat Empire specializes in nothing but fancy hats.
You don't even understand some of the store names. What the fuck is a Karhat Vantas? Or an Aaron Hattwater?

You put the hat back in the box.

> Open a better present!

You open one of the blue ones and..

Oh.
My.
God.

> ==>

RAINBOW DASH BOOTY SHORTS

YOUVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN YOUR LIFE

OH MY GOD THESE ARE PERFECT

> Put them on


YOUR BUTT HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:28 pm

> Open the really big present!

You open the really big, bright red present.

> ==>

It contained an assortment if 100 Burger King crowns, In and Out burger hats, and several copies of Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

> ==>

You do the obviously appropriate thing to do in this situation and build a fort.

This fort is absolutely glorious. You invite your feline friend to join you, but he declines, preferring to rest on top of the fort.

Awwww<3

> Drag all your presents into the fort.

You escape the fort and rip apart the rest of the presents. Fuck opening them slowly and adding a meaningful description to each one.

> ==>

You've managed to now accumulate a USB drive clipped to a Bad Dragon pen (from Austin), an entire box filled with both skeleton shaped candy and 300 dollars (from Jeff), a book about donut making (from Jeff), about 404 giftwrapped boxes all inside of each other (from Chris. What a douche.), and a book of pickup lines (from Alice).
Yoooooooo.

This year's group of presents is hella yo.

You should probably thank everyone for the presents.

> Fetch laptop.

You get distracted watching your cat jump in and out of the boxes. Oh my goodness that is the cutest thing you have ever seen! He really loves those boxes! Look at him!
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:35 am

> ==>
Your name is Andréa Hatfield and HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT NOISE

You spend the next few minutes hiding. Sudden loud noises are not your thing. At all.

Once you recover you--Goddammit it knocked over part of your fort. Rudeass piece of shit.

You wonder if Alice heard it. She does live rather close by. Man, you and her should play that game that's coming out today. That would be hella.

> Fetch laptop

You actually fetch your laptop and see if anyone else in the memo heard it.

Looks like they did. Huh.

Weird.
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