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Post  arcWinter on Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:08 pm

-- arcWinter [AW] posted a new memo on board DARK BARNACLE: THE PAMPERING --


AW: okay, so most of you have probably heard of this new game coming out.
AW: it's called suburbs or something and it's probably some sort of sims knockoff but with more white people.
AW: I dunno.
AW: anyway, this is just a reminder that it is NOT IN ANY WAY a dark-barnacle-killer.
AW: it's just some thing you'll all play for a day or two before realizing that true happiness can only be found where true games are.
AW: i.e. dark barnacle and nowhere else.
AW: so when you're inevitably disappointed and your old fabricaster calls out for a rekindling of the old love you used to have.
AW: don't deny it.
AW: they have a screenshot of a manicurogue next to the definition of "quality" in the dictionary, and everyone knows it.
AW: the hype for this new game is just that, hype, and dark barnacle is more timeless than only the first three dimensions.
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  semblanceEclipsed on Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:39 pm

-- semblanceEclipsed [SE] responded to memo. --

SE: sounds like someone is getting a bit riled up about this hehe
SE: it's kind of cute really ;P
SE: anyway, you could at least give sburb a chance, we can always fall back on dark barnacle if its boring.
SE: also, the screenshot of the manicurogue is next to the word "extreme", although I suppose that's a synonym for quality as far as games go...
SE: while I'm here, is everyone still up for that pirate ship fight?
SE: we are doing it sometime tonight if anyone missed the memo.
SE: I've got my ship all set up for us to go.
SE: see you all in 번쩍이 베이.


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Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:51 pm

-- blackoutPerfectionist [BP] responded to memo. --

BP: what level would be good
BP: for the pirate ship fight
BP: because i don't have that high of a level character
BP: i was planning on actually progressing a character
BP: for once
BP: then sburb, so oh well
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  semblanceEclipsed on Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:18 pm

SE: any level should fine
SE: i guess
SE: austin and i have good characters so
SE: between us alone you should be covered
SE: unless you were intended to kick some ass
SE: then you should have gotten up a few exofoliatiers
SE: having a powerful deity can help as well
SE: (just btw)
SE: (cthulu is the best)


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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  cheshireSmiling on Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm

-- cheshireSmiling [CS] has responded to memo.--

CS: dude cthulhu is SO overrated
CS: or maybr i'm just a hipster
CS: maybe*
CS: is there such a thing as a hipster when it comes to something like that?
CS: is a hipster even something i can be about deity choice in a video game???
CS: whatevs
CS: either way i'll be there on my perfumancer
CS: as usual
CS: gotta do something until sburb actually gets here right
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  arcWinter on Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:33 pm


AW: pfft, you think I would miss this thing for the world??
AW: well, I would.
AW: because if I traded this for the world, then I would have a net profit of the world and no loss at all.
AW: since this activity takes place upon the world in the first place.
AW: checkmate, rhetorical questions.
AW: also you guys need to stop acting like suburbs will be better than dark barnacle.
AW: did you even read the chat title??
AW: it obviously refers to how dark barnacle cannot be defeated, and no new release will ever sing the song of victory.
AW: and alice is right about cthulhu's rabid fan following.
AW: i.e. huehuecoyotl is the best god, without any doubt or contests.
AW: which will only stop being true when the designers finally wise up and put in Nicolas Cage as a deity choice.
AW: they have almost every single worshiped being in human history, and yet they don't include the one true god.
AW: shameful.
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Post  semblanceEclipsed on Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:58 pm

SE: cthulu has a huge fan following?
SE: i didn't think he was so overused, i don't really keep up with other players or their favored deity...
SE: he's mostly awesome because he is a giant squid thing
SE: and when you are playing pirates
SE: you kind of want a sea god on your side
SE: not to mention his bonuses aren't too shabby
SE: particularly the universal reduction on all cooldowns is sweet
SE: especially for a class like a manicurogue where you can't sit still
SE: did i note that he is an enormous sea-monster squid?


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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  cheshireSmiling on Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:16 pm

CS: oh yeah he is way overdone
CS: i'm p sure it's just because he's one people recognize
CS: and isn't one of the """"""boring""""""" like, "mainstream" ones
CS: like the greek/roman or norse pantheons
CS: like it's a bunch of people going
CS: "zeus??"
CS: "FUCK zeus"
CS: "EVERYONE knows zeus"
CS: "oh man though cthulhu?? hell yes let me get all up on that"
CS: "individuality fucking secured"
CS: yeah good job kid you have now had the exact same train of thought as every other asshole who's ever heard of lovecraft.
CS: i'm so proud.
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:08 am

BP: wait
BP: you get a god to follow?
BP: how far do you need to be for that
BP: i'm pretty sure you don't get it in
BP: whatever the hell its name is
BP: the first town or whatever
BP: silly koreans, thinking i will keep track of names
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  pumpkinFallacy on Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:17 pm

---pumpkinFallacy [PF] responded to memo---
PF: what is this
PF: hello
PF: i do^'t like suburbs
PF: let's live i^ the city i^stead
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:23 pm

BP: well
BP: i guess that is just preference
BP: but i dunno
BP: i feel safer out of the city
BP: but
BP: i think we're talking about sburb
BP: which is a game
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  semblanceEclipsed on Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:31 pm

SE: im ^ot sure how to i^terpret your words ezra
SE: because
SE: suburbs are al^^ost the city
SE: so like, huh
SE: we should all just ig^ore what you said
SE: a^d go back to talking about dark bar^acle: the pampering


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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  technoGender on Wed May 01, 2013 1:35 am

---technoGender [TG] joined memo---

TG: whale whale whale
TG: l[][]ks like i f[]und y[]u l[]sers
TG: y[]u can't escape my masterful verbal assaults n[]w
TG: i have als[] dep[]sited 150 l[]afs []f zucchini bread int[] y[]ur banks
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  cheshireSmiling on Wed May 01, 2013 2:42 am

CS: dude tg how is that impressive
CS: you are on the list for the memos
CS: though i guess the zucchini bread is
CS: weird???
CS: so i dunno maybe gj on that
CS: also you in tonight
CS: pirate shit raid yo
CS: ship
CS: ahaha oh my fuck i cannot believe i just did that
CS: anyways it's gonna be awesome
CS: you should show
CS: one more big thing before we DITCH DB FOREVER BECAUSE SBURB'S GONNA BLOW IT OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER
CS: (silently waits for austin's inevitable shitflipping)
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Post  technoGender on Wed May 01, 2013 7:53 pm

TG: maybe i will
TG: an' maybe i w[]n't
TG: wh[] kn[]ws maybe i g[]ts []ther l[]sers t[] harass
TG: maybe i will already be there
TG: maybe i am the ship
TG: y[]u t[]tally w[]uld never see it c[]min'
TG: g[]nna sail away wit all yer l[][]t
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Wed May 01, 2013 10:47 pm

CS: are you the pirate shit tg
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Post  technoGender on Fri May 03, 2013 1:48 am

TG: i'm n[]t just the pirate, i'm the entire ship
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Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Fri May 03, 2013 9:39 pm

-- harmonicallyVivacious [HV] replied to memo --
HV: wait
HV: what gamé
HV: i want in on said gamé
HV: yo im thé gamé girl and i got thé scorés
HV: bc i whoop butt and gamé and watch porn
HV: wait thats not how it goés
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Post  blackoutPerfectionist on Sun May 05, 2013 1:42 pm

BP: um
BP: yeah
BP: that really isn't
BP: how it goes
BP: but
BP: how do i
BP: even respond to that

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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  cheshireSmiling on Wed May 08, 2013 3:24 pm

CS: ask if she's got anything good to share???
CS: idk
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Post  semblanceEclipsed on Thu May 09, 2013 2:51 pm

SE: w[]ah n[]w
SE: lets h[]pe that tg is n[]t the ship
SE: the ship bein' my ship
SE: because that would imply that i've been ridin' her ar[]und everywhere
SE: w[]uldn't want all y[]u makin' assumpti[]ns
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Post  semblanceEclipsed on Thu May 09, 2013 3:16 pm

SE: alright, I have a few things to get to, I'll hopefully see you all on db later.
SE: austin, do you mind spreading the news to any latecomers?
SE: you can pester me later so I can um...
SE: know how much stuff I should bring.
SE: anyways, see you all later :DD

-- semblanceEclipsed [SE] ceased responding to the memo. --


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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  arcWinter on Sat May 11, 2013 1:08 am


AW: okay, sorry for lack of responses.
AW: you guys talk really fast and I was busy getting a character to max level in record time.
AW: as in now there is a second soapaladin ready to buff the shit out of y'all in my character select screen.
AW: anyway, hooray for more people joining.
AW: alice if your words ever betray anything negative about dark barnacle again I will spawnkill your character in suburbs so hard.
AW: apple customers will call and tell you that even they are jealous of how fucked over you are getting.
AW: atlantis will call and tell you to stop stealing the quality of being utterly annihilated.
AW: assyrian slaves of war will call and politely inquire as to how you got owned more than any group or person ever.
AW: history is gonna fill up your message box and I will sit there laughing the entire time.
AW: consider my jimmies rustling so much they start a brush fire.
AW: (also, tg, if you're the ship then we all have to ride in you, ehehehe)
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Post  cheshireSmiling on Sat May 11, 2013 12:42 pm

CS: aw austin
CS: all that trouble for me?
CS: that's so sweet, i'm touched.
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Re: Group Memo: This is Not a Eulogy

Post  harmonicallyVivacious on Sat May 11, 2013 12:54 pm

HV: but
HV: but guys
HV: i havé néws!!!!
HV: c:
HV: although it isnt dbtp rélatéd bc soMÉONÉ
HV: *glarés at AW*
HV: still hasnt hélpéd mé gét through this part yét
HV: :|
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